Inspired by the recent BBC Two documentary on the wheelchair rugby league World Cup, I've written something about disability sport, inclusivity and the current challenge facing the direction of the game. Have a read, let me know what you think?
If they cast a woman as Bond and started using innuendo-laden names for her romantic conquests, they'd have to call one of the blokes she sleeps with Roger Moore
The Bill will NOT make pet theft a specific offence, and will not increase the maximum penalty for pet theft (& nor should it). It will however criminalise "inducing a cat to accompany" you, for which the maximum sentence will be 5 years imprisonment.
Advertising: "Women! Dye your hair. Lose some weight. Sort out your oily skin. Wear better clothes. Cook nicer food for your children."
Men: "..."
Advertising: "Men! Try being less of a cunt to other men, yeah?"
Men: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
All you people who are not happy with a government democratically voted by the people with 80 seat majority (and our great country )please go and live somewhere run by dictators (not elected )and see where your actions (like pulling down statues) gets you!!
Famously, nobody else in the early 80s was writing socially aware music - The Specials, The Selecter, UB40, U2, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Springsteen, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, Bob Marley all simply didn't exist
In the early 80s, I realised if I wanted to hear music that said something about the state of the world, I’d have to make it myself. To mark my 40th anniversary, I’ve compiled a number of commemorative releases spanning my career since then. Pre-order:
Dominic Raab at a food bank, beaming like a proud parent as the food poverty baby he birthed vomits all over the lives of ordinary people.
What a cunt.
The whole point of
@QualityStreetUK
was that they were sparkly Christmas jewels in a great tin your new eco warrior drap MUCH smaller sweets are shit
I'm going to shock you here, but Cilla Black was a fucking awful singer wasn't she?
Everyone else in this Bacharach thing is killing it and she's honked her way through two songs like a tone-deaf asthmatic goose with laryngitis
#VictoriaWoodsSecretList
, a countdown of the best moments from her TV shows, will be broadcast on
@BBCTwo
later this year. The sketches - chosen by Victoria herself - were discovered on a list in one of her personal notebooks after her untimely death:
@Hardley76
@nickleke
@JamesNokise
It's probably staffed by some poor bastard whose last train home to wherever they live is at 9:30 and if they miss it, they'll have to hitch to Burnley or Accrington or somewhere else in the devil's arsehole that is Lancashire
His uncle is literally neck deep in a child sex trafficking ring, his dad said he wanted to be his mistress's tampon and his grandad is a massive racist.
But yeah, marrying a black woman. What was he thinking?
Gammon-faced racist David Vance: "MUSLIMS DON'T INTEGRATE!"
Muslims: "Fine. We'll have a day at the seaside. Fish and chips. Ice cream. Sandcastles. The whole thing. Happy now?"
Gammon-faced racist David Vance: "BLACKPOOL ISN'T BLACKPOOL ANYMORE!!"
I'm going to go out on a limb here and speculate that the Lords Taverners audience that heckled Nish Kumar was:
- mostly white
- mostly male
- mostly rich
- mostly drunk
- mostly cunts who think doing a bit for charity entitles them to act like dicks
Gammon, but in a posh sauce
People dunking on Dave Grohl for being great at what he does and a genuinely nice bloke who is enjoying life after losing one of his best mates to a tragic death can go do one.
Professional miserable cunts
@LeeAndersonMP_
@MarshallMotorGp
Hi Lee
Have you tried just believing in Marshall Motor Group, rather than constantly running them down
It's woke complainers like you who are stopping Marshall Motor Group from thriving as an independent force in the world. Stop carping and get behind them
Liam Gallagher though.
Sustaining a career out of a back catalogue he didn't write and the attitude of a middle-aged football hooligan who follows a non-league side.
@tonyjameson
@StingerNeilD
@David_Ornstein
@AdamCrafton_
@TheAthleticFC
I went to school with Jordan Henderson. He was always turning up to football training in Al-Nassr kits, always the first kid to complete his Saudi league Panini stickers album. Lifelong fan of Saudi football, this is a dream come true for him
It is hard to find the words to express my debt to the NHS for saving my life.
The efforts of millions of people across this country to stay home are worth it. Together we will overcome this challenge, as we have overcome so many challenges in the past.
#StayHomeSaveLives
@PigB0dine
@waynefarry
@MysteriosoX
Woman, black, gay, more England caps than him, more major tournament appearances than him, more media work than him and isn't related to someone who's done time for a racially-motivated murder
Poor Joseph
Southgate led her to the Red Room and flung open the doors.
"My desires are...unconventional"
"So show me", she whispered
"I'd like to use Kyle Walker on the right of a back three..."
#50ShadesOfGareth
There's a Londis, Lidl, Waitrose, M&S Food and Asda all within two minutes walk of Clapham Junction station
If you're paying £23 for two sausage rolls you're a fucking idiot