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Somewhere between the back and the front of this Torana, I shot the serif.
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Pretty sure that's just a Brisbane Lions injury report.
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Dropped my sister off at Melbourne Airport an hour ago and am now minding her house for a month. She warned me about possums running across the roof. Got home, sat down, and the house started shaking. "They've got bloody big possums in Sunshine", I thought.
#MelbourneEarthquake
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From 2025, Fox Footy will provide its own commentary for Channel 7 games. Next year cannot come soon enough.
#AFLCrowsCats
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Vic vax slogans:
TAXIS: No jab, no cab
BOTTLE SHOPS: No jab, no slab
NIGHT CLUBS: No jab, no dab
LAUNDRY DETERGENT SHOPS: No jab, no Fab
SPEAKING GIGS: No jab, no gab
RECOVERY ROOMS: No jab, no rehab
SCIENCE FACILITIES: No jab, no lab
BANKS: No jab, no NAB
BETTING: No jab, no TAB
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ACROSS 122 SEASONS, 125 players with a surname of Smith have graced V/
#AFL
fields. To select a team of the best of those is no easy task, but in a move that is sure to provoke heated debate, I have attempted to do so. Did I get it right? You be the judge!
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Nothing to worry about at DoggyLand. Lost by 82 points last week and 51 this week. If we keep following that trajectory, we’ll only lose by 20 points next week, beat Sydney by 11 points in round 4, and then go on a winning run that culminates in a 662-point Grand Final victory.
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This follows the news earlier in the year that the Cats’ number 45 had signed a contract extension. That means in 2024, for Geelong, it will be Close but no Ceglar.
#AFL
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The
@westernbulldogs
did the right thing recruiting Taylor Duryea. He’s so good he takes marks in games he’s not even playing.
#AFLDonsSaints
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What do you reckon the odds are of Adelaide scoring 79 against the
@westernbulldogs
next week?
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Anyone ever seen Richard Clapton and Mick Molloy in the same room?
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Port Adelaide versus Collingwood Grand Final, with Port to wear the prison bars as the higher-finishing team.
#AFLPowerDees
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I was disappointed to learn today that Delta Goodrem does not have older siblings named Alpha, Beta and Gamma.
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On average, 99 out of every 100
#AFL
matches is NOT a draw. I would ask those who don't like the draw to enjoy those 99, and let those of us who DO like a draw enjoy the ones that come along once in every 100 games.
#AFLSaintsGiants
Surprised by the amount of love for the draw. Why don't we just get rid of it.
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Jordan Roughead rocking the greatest retirement announcement jumper ever worn.
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Who asked for loud music after goals,
@MCG
? Was it the clubs? The
@AFL
? Were fans consulted?
#AFLPiesFreo
#AFLFinals
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Incidentally,
"AHA — THE INTIMATE PENIS PIC"
is an anagram of
"TIM PAINE — IS HE THE CAPTAIN?"
BREAKING: Australian cricket captain Tim Paine is embroiled in a sexting scandal and will resign.
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Two years ago. Fortunately I'm in a much better headspace now, thanks to my psychologist, and especially because of the support and love I've received from all my friends, many of whom I met here on Twitter. Thanks, all you lovely people. ❤️
Off to the doc for yet another attempt at straightening out my mangled mind. I used to aspire to brilliance; now I’m happy to aim for “functional and reasonably useful member of society”.
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A reminder of what Gillon McLachlan said of
#AFLW
players at the launch of the inaugural season last year: "I will ask today that we give them time and space to grow into the elite footballers that we know they can be. We are here for the long haul — let’s back our players in."
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When the Queen dies, QCs will become KCs, and they will then be able to join the Sunshine Band.
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Early this morning we lost our beautiful Mum, Evelyn. Here's a little tribute I wrote to her.
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A year ago today. 12 months on I'm in as good a place as I've been mentally for a long time. Great credit goes to my psych Luke Henderson who has helped me understand & love the person I am, and to all of my wonderful friends, online & face to face. You know who you are. Thanks.
Off to the doc for yet another attempt at straightening out my mangled mind. I used to aspire to brilliance; now I’m happy to aim for “functional and reasonably useful member of society”.
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HARRISON PETTY will have the last laugh if the Demons defend the premiership.
Incidentally, he's an anagram of RETAINS TROPHY.
#AFLLionsDees
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After Mum's funeral today, Hawthorn will play the Doggies. Born in Sydney, when Mum arrived in Melbourne, she lived in Hawthorn, adopting the Hawks as her team. But after she & Dad chose St Albans as the place to make home, they became Footscray fans. Go
@westernbulldogs
tonight!
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NUMBER OF LOSSES BY 100+ POINTS SINCE 2001:
12 — GWS
11 — Carlton
9 — Melbourne
8 — Gold Coast
7 — Richmond
6 — North Melbourne
5 — Essendon, Fremantle, West Coast
4 — Brisbane, Port Adelaide, St Kilda
2 — Adelaide, Collingwood, Geelong, Hawthorn, Western Bulldogs
0 — Sydney
#AFL
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YEARS (under current Top 8 system) IN WHICH GRAND FINAL OPPONENTS MET IN FINALS WEEK 1:
2003 — QF: Coll d Bris, GF: Bris d Coll
2005 — QF: WCo d Syd, GF: Syd d WCo
2006 — QF: Syd d WCo, GF: WCo d Syd
2015 — QF: WCo d Haw, GF: Haw d WCo
2018 — QF: WCo d Coll GF:
#AFLGF
#AFLFinals
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Marilyn Monroe poses for the camera at Grand Central Station. In the background, Marcus Bontempelli looks on.
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Wrong side of the concrete bollards. Don't these people know about safe sex?
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Hey
@sydneyswans
, make this your permanent guernsey, please — for Melbourne games at least.
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I've done my ladder projections (thank as always to
@SquiggleAFL
) and it looks like Collingwood will top the ladder this year with the 16th-highest percentage in the league. Giants, Hawks, Tigers stiff to miss out on a top 8 place. Indeed a top 4 place. Even a top 2 place.
#AFL
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To do list —
• Hang washing out: ✅
• Feed dogs: ✅
• Get driven to the footy at Ballarat by Bob Murphy: ✅
#GoDogs
#MightyWest
#AFLDogsLions
Driving this awesome crew to Ballarat in the
@westernbulldogs
@MercedesBenz
Fan Van.
Go Dogs! 🐶
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"Dad, Steve reckons he's watching 'The Castle' on Netflix."
"Tell him he's streamin'."
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Look, I'd never wish medical misfortune on any player but if it had to happen, this would be my ideal
#AFL
injury list.
#AFLDonsHawks
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That's your loss. Anyone who's watched
#AFLW
regularly since 2017 can do nothing but be impressed by the progress made. If you're making comparisons with a group that's had a 100-year head start, I'd suggest it's your approach to the competition that's wrong.
#AFLWDeesPies
@AndrewGigacz
Don’t get me wrong, but I don’t feel I know the
#aflw
any better now, than I did a few years ago, there is simply no cut through and that’s due to the poor standards. Unwatchable.
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Getting responses to this like "How can you have Team A finishing there?", "No way is Team B winning only two more games" and so on, but apparently none of these responders are shocked by the fact I've got 15 teams finishing on 48 points with an identical percentage.
I've done my ladder projections (thank as always to
@SquiggleAFL
) and it looks like Collingwood will top the ladder this year with the 16th-highest percentage in the league. Giants, Hawks, Tigers stiff to miss out on a top 8 place. Indeed a top 4 place. Even a top 2 place.
#AFL
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@danilic
@HartWexford
If billions drop dead within days, I can't really see starvation or famine being much of a problem.
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Who in their right mind scheduled a
#AFLSunsTigers
game for Thursday night prime-time? I mean I can understand the Suns getting the slot, but Richmond???
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For all those "footy is turning into netball" conspiracy theorists.
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I've always admired Glass's transparency.
Conor Glass has made the decision to return to Ireland, hanging up the boots on his AFL career.
We wish Conor all the best in his next chapter. 💛💛
📝:
#Always
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We said a sad goodbye to Jumbo tonight. He came to us as a one-year old rescue dog (named Flynn) in 2003 and has given us all much joy for the last 16 years. He will be especially missed by Trigger, his partner in crime for more than a decade. Rest In Peace, Jumbo. xox
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BREAKING: Collingwood’s cheer squad has come out in favour of a TWILIHGT Grand Final.
#AFL
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After we won the flag in 2016 I swore I'd never again still be angry the day after a loss. It's taken four years, but I was wrong.
#GoDogs
#AFLDogsCats
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65 grams is pretty light for an AFL player. Might want get him to bulk up to at least a kilo before picking him in the seniors,
@westernbulldogs
.
#AFLDraft
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Looking at the teams, St Kilda wins this narrowly. The Saints have a King and three Jacks, while the Suns have a King and two Jacks.
#AFLSunsSaints
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How about fully-formed Trent Cotchin?
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I agree: Buddy, Dangerfield, Ablett (twice), Gibbs, Betts, Griffen, Beams, Judd, Lake, Scully, Ward, Stringer, Neale, Hogan, Lynch, Boyd, Cameron, Watts, Treloar, Howe, McCarthy, Davis, Mumford, Tippett, Burgoyne, Frawley, Gunston, McEvoy, Wingard, Polec, May, Higgins, Deledio..
@Kate_Seear
@outersanctum01
I just think it’s a bad look for the competition when marquee players are changing clubs so regularly.
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Might catch a band or two this weekend. Who should I go and see?
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Radio chat about how the Western Bulldogs can solve the problem of having too many good key forwards.
I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
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While I'm sad to see Tom Boyd's
#AFL
career come to a premature end, I'm pretty happy that it's resulted in the following stat:
61 V/AFL CAREER GAMES: T. Boyd (GWS/WB)
61 V/AFL CAREER GAMES: T. Lloyd (Fitz)
61 V/AFL CAREER GAMES: T Floyd (Geel/Coll)
#ThanksTom
@KBandtheDoc
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Having lost her life-long partner in crime, Jumbo, two years ago, sadly Trigger’s time to leave this mortal coil came today. She gave us 15 years of laughter, lunacy and love. We’ll miss you, Triggsy. xox
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Both winners have played their Grand Final this week. No one will win the premiership.
#AFLPowerDogs
#AFLFinals
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Always said I wanted die on the cricket pitch. Doing my best to make the dream come true.
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Bit of disquiet about the 28-19 free kick count in favour of the Dogs, and fair enough, too. It should have been 47-0.
#AFLLionsDogs
#AFLFinals
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This from Eddie, following this morning's story. It's easy to fall into believing the "It's all in the past" and "Luckily that sort of thing rarely happens these days" narratives, but this shows we have so much still to learn and do.
"I'm always going to believe the players and the brothers... we grew up with this stuff"
WATCH
#AFL360
on CH504 or stream on
@kayosports
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Little piece of mine in today's
@theage
about the highs and lows of the fully invested footy fan:
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Some sad news on the day of the
#AFLDeesDogs
Grand Final. Greg Parke, who played for both clubs, passed away this morning after a long illness. He was 73.
Condolences to Greg's family and friends.
#AFLGF
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Incidentally
CONOR MCKENNA OF ESSENDON
is an anagram of
NO DEMONS SEEN. FCKN CORONA!
#AFLDonsDees
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There once was a player named Melican
Who claimed he could shoot like Ned Kelly can
But his kicks went astray
And his teammates did pay
So their angry retort was “Like hell he can!”
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Four consecutive finals series under Bevo, only the second time the
@westernbulldogs
have achieved this. First time was 1997-2000 under Terry Wallace.
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...AFLW.
Finish this sentence - During AFLX we'd love to see...
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FUN FOOTY FACT (
#AFLGF
edition): No player with a first name of Bailey/Bayley has ever played in a V/
#AFL
Grand Final. Barring any unexpected changes, in the 2021 Grand Final there will be FOUR playing.
#AFLFinals
#AflDeesDogs
@westernbulldogs
@MelbourneFC
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Marcus Bontempelli allowed me get served ahead of him at Bakers Delight.
What’s your most mundane interaction with a footballer? 🤔
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Me and my mate Mic are writing a book about players who played only one V/AFL match. There's more than 1100 of them. Each of them has a story. Here's one I've written about Footscray's Archie Whitfield and his Essendon cousin Les.
@thefootyalmanac
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I'd like to see Caddy at the Bulldogs, if for no other reason than putting him alongside Schache.
#CaddySchache
#AFLTigersDons
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There she is in the kitchen, making us another cuppa. "Come and sit down, Mum." She would, for a minute or two. Then it was back to making sure everyone else had enough food, drink and love. She'll be doing that for all in Heaven now. Thanks to everyone for your messages of love.
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A significant life event occurs in two weeks when the family home built by Mum and Dad in 1954 passes to new owners. I always said I’d save my bedroom door with these stickers if we ever sold. But should I, really?
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UPDATE: My first-ever CT scan has revealed that I do actually have a brain, and that it looks normal (slightly disappointing — I thought I might have a special one). Looks like vertigo is what I have. Thanks for all the good wishes. Feeling a lot better than I was 12 hours ago!
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POTENTIAL SPANNER in the
#AFLW
works next week if the pictured scenario occurs. Sure, the odds of it occurring are astronomical but it's fun to think about!
@outersanctum01
@GirlsPlayFooty
@aflwomens
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I've been a total weather nerd all my life and I think this is the first time I've seen the forecast minimum match the forecast maximum in Melbourne.
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@dontattempt
@guardian
Versing. Don't tell me who you're 'versing' unless you're in a poetry slam.
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