Yes I'm tweeting... And yes were cool. http://t.co/SmdWTDs9vF

“@QuinnOdenthal: "@8_Semesters: 50 shades of Fuck class tomorrow" @Anderson_Trav #mathclass #havetodoitonce”well said well said

Time to get back in the workout grind

Blake Shelton and Easton Corbin where great! http://t.co/NXMCYiWVgt

“@miraandarose: Fuck all of you who are at the Blake Shelton concert” it was great 😄

Supposed to be sleeping in on my day off

“@Know: Each 5 mph you drive over 60 mph is like paying an additional 10 cents a gallon for gas.” Exactly why I drive slow.Nawt

So a guy came up to me today and said I look like Joe Maur. Nobody knows he's my 4th cousin.#nolie

Only one at Anytime fitness. I'm dedicated

Chive is treatin me well tanight

I need some mother fuckin' Chapstick

She digs my hash tags

I guess it's time to face reality

Don't know what to think

Wanting things back how they were