Adventures and Naps
@AndNaps
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A thirty-something Canadian trying life out in England
South East, England
Joined December 2015
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they say all lighthouse keepers go mad but i'm built different (fell down the spiral staircase on the second night)
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everybody in the grocery store is my enemy and i will not be elaborating
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wrapping myself up in an electric blanket cranked to the Boil setting, tossing & turning from stress dreams….i’m like a rotisserie chicken
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Lost my car chapstick so now my bag chapstick is in my car & I had to replace it with my nightstand chapstick so now everything is a fucking mess.
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If you can breathe through your nose right now…cherish that, savor it, take a moment to appreciate what you have before it’s too late
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Mary was a better woman than me because if I was laid up in a barn with a new baby and someone came along playing a drum I would’ve committed a felony.
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Back in my day when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents
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Before I moved to the UK, I had no idea about these 11 British Christmas traditions! They're so normal to Brits, and yet shocking to foreigners🎄🎁
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hello sharks today I am seeking a way out besides through
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sorry babe no sex rn, the groupchat is active and i'm trying to get my joke in before they change topics
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