Ana Gasteyer
@AnaGasteyer
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Moved to Bluesky! Find me at https://t.co/se3iJE15Pb
Joined August 2011
Um, Estrangement is timeless. It will make at least $14.
someone please cast them in a movie about three estranged sisters, it would make 8 dollars but it would be an instant cult classic
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Never wanted to be back on SNL more. Life imitates Art. #BobbiAndMarty #SNL ❤️@perlapell #WillFarrell.
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Honestly at this point, none of us would judge Steve Kornacki if he shuffled out in his flannel pj’s.
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MY STAR TURN ON #westwing WAS AS THE BUTTERBALL OPERATOR. Imdb it!.
@EveryFreyday @WestWingWeekly @nocontxtww Tell our turkey talk line (1-800-BUTTERBALL) that you’re a citizen and your name is Joe Bethersonton.
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I feel like Daylight Savings Time could be the final straw for a lot of us this year.
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Seriously- if you are facing High Crimes and Misdemeanor charges and your opening defense is “Cancel Culture”, you deserve to lose the case.
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Did you just see what happened on @themaskedsinger? #treemask #themaskedsinger #RachelRay #curlers #whatshappening @MaskedSingerFOX @robinthicke @kenjeong @NicoleScherzy @JennyMcCarthy #RachelRay
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@MarcSnetiker my 8 yo son just said "Manners count, Mom, esPECially when you are a President.".
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Change of plans, guys. October will no longer be the “Lose the Quarantine Weight” month. Thanks for staying flexible.
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My son just said IKEA is grownup Legos and I’ve never felt more connected and seen.
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Hey Friends! When you watch #winecountrymovie @netflix this weekend, post your viewing party with the tag #MyWineCountryCrew & I’ll repost! Here’s one of my favorite snaps of all time from the OG trip that inspired the movie ❤️❤️
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.@nbcsnl thank you for helping us laugh through the hardest times. We adapt just like you do. I’m so grateful for you tonight.
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I really loved this opportunity - everyone on the creative team, the writers, the crew and of course, the ensemble made magic. Lucky me ❤️.
EXCLUSIVE: NBC has opted not to proceed with a third season of its workplace comedy series #AmericanAuto, created and executive produced by Superstore creator Justin Spitzer
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God I hope she didn’t have to stay back home to finish dealing with fucking Christmas.
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In retrospect I’m glad I decided not to drink every time they said Guilty because I’d never have made it through making dinner.
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And take it from someone who appears in the sequel, you got a ways to fall yet.
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GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK. YOUR TERM PAPER IS DUE IN 3 WKS & U HAVEN'T EVEN PICKED A TOPIC.
President Obama said that he thinks he would have won against me. He should say that but I say NO WAY! - jobs leaving, ISIS, OCare, etc.
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AND Another thing: I’m taking flag imagery back. I like stripes and stars, and I plan to wear them again without fear that you ruined it. Fuck you MAGA.
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No matter how many naysayers, NEVER give up on your dreams. I started ski jumping 4 yrs ago at 50, & look at me now. Stoked for Quals tomorrow-appreciate all your support! Wishing luck to my fellow competitors but this one is mine. @nbcsports #BigAir #winterolympics #beijing2022
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With deep gratitude for this gift. Signed, the Comedy Community
Tiffany Trump to Sing "I'm Like a Bird" at Pres. Donald Trump's Inauguration - Santa Monica Observer
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Holeee cheese. This is revolution.
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New format idea: Golden Girls reruns and interrupt when a state is called.
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At midnight he’ll release both his tax returns and the health care plan. There’ll be a metallic smell, the sky will crack open and he’ll disintegrate into Covid-free particulate dust. Then, the clocks will turn back and all of our old jeans will fly back from Goodwill and fit.
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HEY EVERYONE WATCH #AMERICANAUTO TONIGHT SO THEY RENEW US AND I CAN STOP YELLING ABOUT IT.
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Just texted my teenager to remind me what Parental Control password I'd set & that she'd figured out, so I could get into my own Netflix.
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Not ‘controversial’ - petty and baseless. Culture war comfort food. Keep driving.
A controversial opinion piece in the Wall Street Journal suggested that Dr. Jill Biden — who holds a doctorate in education and uses the doctor honorific as many in academia do — should drop her title.
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Happy Friday to Each of you who made through week Two of 2021. It’s getting better!!.
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Karen! Karin! Karén!.
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So based on my feed, it seems the consensus is that the next debate shall be moderated by Judge Judy and a cattle prod.
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That she must continue being dignified while enduring this farce of an opponent is what resonates so deeply for women. She's our warrior.
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Most deserved Emmy ever ❤️❤️.
The first #Emmy winner of the night is Catherine O'Hara (@SchittsCreek) for Best Comedy Actress! See a full list of winners here:
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Sorry, I know my content is supposed to be fun. I’m so furious.
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I have watched MSNBC so much in the past 48 hours that I want to abuse Humira.
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I love these good people (and their dogs) so much.
President Biden: "#ValentinesDay is a big. Jill's favorite day. For real.". Q: "What inspired you to do this?". @FLOTUS: "I just wanted some joy. With the pandemic, just everybody's feeling a little down. So, it's just a little joy. A little hope. That's all."
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A lot going on here, but don’t think we didn’t notice the poor decorative choice when it came to the trash can.
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As a woman & the mother of a girl, this truly makes me sick.
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Admit it, last night’s unleashed comedian feed was much more delicious than this morning’s earnest punditry feed.
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Anyone else feel like this “court packing” message is soooo trying to make Fetch happen?.
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Today, I decided to call my dear friend, @idinamenzel , to congratulate her on her album, Christmas: #ASeasonOfLove. Having made my own Christmas album, #SugarAndBooze, I know how important it is for women making holiday music to support other women making holiday music.
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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Melissa McCarthy Plays Sean Spicer Going Nuts on the Press in Hilarious #SNL Sketch: 'APOLOGIZE TO ME!' (VIDEO)
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Going to a comedy show to laugh and drink, then drunk-donating to education & children's aid charities until I pass out. #loveback.
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Daughter just made me turn off 'Jolene', cuz "I don't have a boyfriend, but this song makes me sad he's cheating on me anyway.".
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Get this phrase down: White Male Terror group. They are terrorists.
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Rydell is gettin TURNT. Tonite!! #BFFgoals #mcgeeandblanche #squadgoals #athleticsupporter @gogrease #greaselive
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Vote tomorrow, vote in-person, vote early. #Vote.
This is the game:. 1. Sabotage the mail. 2. Say that any mail-in vote that isn't COUNTED by election eve must not be counted. 3. Take it to a Supreme Court you have just packed. 4. Hope the American people don't rise up in protest.
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Just announced my decision that this time, as a family, we’re just gonna lean into Curling. #Olympics.
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I predict this will be the second most fun day here since he was elected, after the day he got Covid.
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You guys I just made banana bread with mayonnaise, from a recipe from the internet and I think I inadvertently stumbled on the thing that can unify the country.
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Oh. My. God. Your addiction to comfort has eclipsed your morality. Time to grow up, America.
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In fairness it’s November and I’m sure she’s got her hands full with the Fucking Christmas.
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So grateful for all the nice things you all said bout #GreaseLive. It was an unforgettable ride!
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Thanks for the tree hugs. You’ll miss me on #TheMaskedSinger, I’ll miss me on #TheMaskedSinger. If you buy my new album, Sugar & Booze you can pretend I never left. #treemask @maskedsingerfox
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The Trump Admin is so old-school white male narrative that even the movie of their downfall will have shitty roles for women.
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American Auto is the last network TV comedy awaiting news of a pickup. I’m still proud to work on it because it’s smart & relevant & funny. Thanks to all of the fans who have diligently tweeted @nbc to #renewAmericanAuto #AmericanAuto.
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Good luck singing Christmas carols, Dummies.
Florida wants to ban the word "gay" from schools and toyed with the idea of sticking a mic on teachers to make sure they don't teach the wrong thing. wow.
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This is incredible.
Do you remember the world’s very first nuclear meltdown? That time the US President, an expert in nuclear physics, heroically lowered himself into the reactor and saved Ottawa, Canada’s capital? . Sounds like schlocky action movie, but it actually happened!
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The way I just screamed “Representative” into my phone would get me instantly cast in a gender bent Streetcar, no questions asked.
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The mute button is the new Nordic Track in the basement.
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Thinking we’re, say, two more horcruxes from full McConnell?.
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Me calculating my Weight Watchers points.
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I will not put any effort into my summer vagina until every dude I know commits to working on his summer dingaling.
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RT if you’re already a little bloated from the holidays and you haven’t even gone home yet.
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You guys my husband just asked if the cello payers were the other 19 pilots & my daughter is so pissed. #snl.
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They should cancel the next debate on the basis of preventing another national stress-snacking crisis.
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C'mon Senate, even the comediennes of America agree that Betsy DeVos is a lazy, phoned-in, cut-at-dress character.
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Funfact: #oldschool hair product is delivering those killer #GreaseLive hairdos familyplanning @GoGrease
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Never the point, but what is Liz Warren’s skincare regime?.
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Dear .@AppleMusic I’ve been very good this year. I wore a mask, voted early & shared my sourdough starter. My Christmas wish is for my tune 🎵#SugarAndBooze to make it to your #holiday playlists so the lovely people can enjoy themselves a bit during these hard times 🍭🍸🌲🕎.
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Kim Reynolds is still pissed that she auditioned for Marion and got stuck with Eulalie Mackechnie Shinn in high school.
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Well, I for one am excited that the word #pussy is back on trend. Cuz I think we've all had it with vajayjay.
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It👏is👏not👏cool👏or👏normal👏or👏OK👏to👏lie👏like👏this.
Trump said he got flattering calls from the Boy Scouts and Mexico's president. He didn't, the White House conceded.
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How has this been normalized? White Supremacy is domestic terrorism. Our President and his supporters support terrorism.
WATCH: Fox News's Judge Jeanine Pirro says Kyle Rittenhouse was "innocent," "demonized"
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