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2009: please don’t let me die
2015: please don’t let me die
2020: we’re sorry, the stem cell transplant means you can’t have children
2023: I just took a swimming lesson with my son
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@KabbieArlish
@JackHarbon
Yep. Feeding IP into a database to train it for free sounds dumb and a possible contract destroyer.
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@shannonrwatts
@evelynpix
@Reuters
This has nothing to do with self defense anymore. These people are training killers.
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@JackHarbon
@YourProtagonist
The old “I’m going to get in trouble for” setup. Maybe they should focus on writing a fantastic book and stop trying to become TikTok famous n
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@TollyTaylor
@wbaltv11
@GovWesMoore
boTh siDEs
to intimidating children with a murdering machine? interesting approach to "journalism" pal.
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@Dr_Mantis619
@Phil_Lewis_
When are you going to finally realize it’s yourself that you hate?
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the only regret i have about last night's
@phillies
game is that we don't have a
@TMacPhils
and
@JohnKruk
call of
@bryceharper3
's home run.
what would you have said, guys?
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🏀🚨Introducing… a 5 lb 6 oz guard from Philadelphia. Elias “The Child” Olanofffffffffff.🚨🏀
#TrustTheProcess
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@NathanDahm
@jonstewart
@joerogan
so you can look like an asshole in front of more people? here's to hoping they do it!
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pretty sure
@TMacPhils
and
@JohnKruk
have discussed how crappy the phillies have been against the marlins over the years...which is a fact. same thing.
Here's the clip of Kevin Brown's pregame comments on the Orioles' recent record against the Rays ahead of a series finale on July 23. Sources tell AA these comments led to Brown's current indefinite suspension from Orioles' broadcasts.
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@IsiahThomas
@Phil_Lewis_
@DetroitPistons
Isiah got tired of being passed over for first class upgrades
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@Jerod_Frank
Just because literally everyone in your life hates you doesn’t mean you have to turn it around on others. Take a nap and read your bible again.
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Every right wing nut job outing themselves as not knowing that Easter is on a different day each year is absolutely amazing.
❗️ NEW: Joe Biden has declared EASTER to be “Transgender Day of Visibility.”
I kid you not.
Right after he BANNED religious art at the White House Easter Egg Roll.
This administration is a joke.
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a man was murdered. a human being.
instead of waiting for facts, people in our industry decided to:
- use it to suggest that they should run for mayor
- use it to make their chosen city look better
- use it to push for the return of public hangings
for real. not a joke.
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My theory:
@taylorswift13
is seeing
@tkelce
as a prank. She’ll dump him to get him back for beating the
@eagles
in the Super Bowl.
The song she’ll write about it?
“Love, Hurts.”
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There is no “right” amount of time. Many people, not just
@JohnFetterman
, put their own mental health last. Your personal “timelines” for others are meaningless. His health is all that matters.
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I still want the sequel where Ferris’ daughter pulls the same thing he did but she’s smarter and it’s a 2 hour battle of wits.
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i'm sorry but i'm not trusting your AI prophecies while staring at your profile picture which is a drawing of a purple duck wearing a tin can as a hat while smoking a blunt that you paid $130,000 for.
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Twitter’s new business model:
Elon to celeb: pay me $8
Celeb: no
Elon: ok I paid for you
Celeb: no
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Every headline should use Carson Briere’s name. He’s not a child, he’s 23 years old.
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Of course it is. It was the dumbest business model in the history of the world.
WeWork is struggling, its CEO left, investors have given up. But it rents more office space than any other company in America, and a collapse could be a “systematic shock” to commercial real estate sector in New York, San Francisco and other cities.
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This is not a funny joke.
BREAKING: Major has been released by the Philadelphia Phillies
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@TwitterBusiness
“Smart move” “makes sense!” “Great work” says the people who pay for twitter.
“Lol” “you’re full of it” says people who know better and don’t.
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This Kelce block is insane. Hall of Famer. Maybe the best center in the history of the NFL.
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why can’t most people catch on to the fact that when elon musk is in trouble business wise and feeling backed into a corner he jumps to something else and talks broadly about it to distract (the other day it was humans vs robots)
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How about you take the money for the Jesus Super Bowl commercials and you know. Help people with it.
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looking forward to this weird era of "internet celebrity" to be over. really don't care if you call me old or a boomer, but it's ridiculous and even the people profiting know it.
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if you’re dealing with tough stuff right now with your company you’re not alone. reach out to someone and talk about it. things might feel impossibly horrible right this second but don’t take it all on yourself. DMs are open. ❤️
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