**WARNING!!**
These 2 men are going around knocking on doors claiming to be from a plumbing & heating company. They're asking to enter your home to check your pipes for possible leaks! DO NOT let them in, they are NOT plumbers! THEY ARE DANGEROUS!!
(Disclaimer- this isn’t real)
Everyone is arguing over who hears
#Yanny
and who hears
#Laurel
and we're just over here wondering why no one ever hears us say "STOP BREAKING THE LAW" so we can just enjoy our donuts and watch old episodes of COPS like the firefighters.
We took a vandalism report involving festive red & green spray paint and the words “poopy”, “poopy pants”, “pee pee”, “stinky”, “penis”, and “butt”. We are currently interested in speaking with all 6-10 year olds and immature husbands/boyfriends in the area.
***Update*** Ames Police charge Collin Daniel Richards, age 22 with 1st Degree Murder. Please keep the victim and her family in your thoughts and prayers.
We want to thank everyone who came down to city hall today for the protest. We really appreciate the conversations and the opportunity to engage the awesome people we serve. From every Ames Police Officer, thank you. It is our honor to serve.
After a two month investigation, that unraveled several chilling details, we’ve captured the cold blooded criminal wanted for contributing to:
-434 reportable accidents
-323 snow ordinance parking tickets
Hopefully it won’t be getting out, anytime soon! 🚔😉
Ames PD is working a drive by shooting please stay away from Stanton Avenue between Knapp and Storm as it is a crime scene. This is NOT an active shooter situation.
We apologize for not being clear in previous tweets. “if you do not need to go somewhere please stay home” does not mean “attempt to go to the store for snacks but get stuck at the end of your street”. Sorry for the confusion. Totally our bad.
Call us crazy, but we suggest you to come in from the north for the game. Enjoy a scenic drive through north Ames & consider parking at the Mall and catching a bus. We've also opened Furman Aquatic Center for your parking pleasure. The walk from Furman is delightful. Go Cylones!
Thanks to
@CycloneFB
most of Ames is in San Antonio for the
#AlamoBowl
; but for the 17 of you who stayed, please drive carefully tonight as you prepare to cheer on the
#Cyclones
!
Please help us welcome new officer, Cory Morrissey. Cory was sworn in today. He graduated from
@IowaStateU
and was recently a police officer in Nevada. Congratulations Cory!!
Many of you have heard the news reports of the missing University of Iowa student, Mollie Tibbetts. She was last seen in the town of Brooklyn, IA, 50 miles west of Iowa City. She went missing while out on a run. Please share and help find Mollie.
#findingmollietibbetts
Hey Ames we are currently looking for 14 year old named Elaura that got off the bus at the wrong stop. Last known to be at California and Maryland. Long maroon coat and colorful skirt. She has Autism. If located please call the PD right away. 239 5133 or 911.
All Points Bulletin... BOLO (be on the look out) small black cow, drools a lot and does not listen well. Unknown if armed but probably delicious. Last known location in the area of Brookside Park. Charges of interference, trespass, and jay walking pending.
Here are Jack Trice and Hilton Coliseum in the mid 90s. Holy smokes, have things changed around this area! This is definitely Pre-1997 when the press box was built. What is your earliest memory in either of these places? P.S. Kick off is 86 days away. Happy
#tbt
everybody.
Good morning and welcome to January 105th. We only had 13 traffic related incidents through the storm. Winter is still stupid about 26 days after it technically ended. Remember, the weather folks only report it, they don't create it. Be kind to each other today!
@ISUPD
@BarstoolISU
The officer did a double peg grind along the gutter on that building and ended with a backflip right after this. Pretty BA if u were there.
Remember: Set your clocks ahead one hour at 2am. That’s right, it will suddenly be 3am and you’ll have one less hour to question your life decisions. Plan accordingly.
#SpringForward
#daylightsavingstime
So it turns out the only snow we got is what came in on the cars from the south. Thank you for your participation in this winter preparedness drill. Apparently, this was only a test. 🤷🏻♀️👮🏽♂️👮♀️🤷🏾♂️
*Officer walks up to car*
“Any good reason you’re doing 90MPH on snowy roads on Christmas Eve?”
*Driver sweating profusely, hair disheveled*
“I was listening to Trans-Siberian Orchestra”
*Officer nods, rips off paper from ticket book*
“Here’s your warning”
At approximately 12:07 hours on September 28, 2023, Dispatcher Maggie received a 911 call from a male stating his wife was in labor and the baby was crowning. By the time Maggie toned the responders, the baby boy had arrived but was not breathing...
We cannot emphasize enough that the roads are bad. Outside of Ames some of the roads are drifted shut and to add to the mess there are cars abandoned in the roadway. If you do not need to go somewhere please stay home. Visibility is poor and the drifts are high.
Mom and Dad...I’m in jail for park hours violation. Busted at south river valley park at midnight. Come bail me out. Being held at Ames animal shelter. seriously get me out, there is a shifty cat giving me bad vibes.
Celia's family and friends continue to be in our thoughts and prayers at APD. We hope this will bring continued healing to our community and Celia's family.
We are excited to introduce you to our newest officers. Jared Brackens and Maggie Jennett are graduates from
@IowaStateU
. They will attend the Iowa Law Enforcement Academy for the next 16 weeks and then return to the department for 13 weeks of field training. Congrats!!
#rookies
Yeah this really happened. Duke loved the donut. Duke has been reunited with his family. The other critters from the first tweet are still available for adoption but one of them is not housebroken
Congratulations to all of our ISU graduates. You worked hard, got it done, and likely had a little fun along the way. Enjoy your accomplishment and go out there and make the world a better place. Be safe all!
The smiley face next to”poopy pants” is a nice touch. It’s like saying “with all due respect” right before disrespecting someone. We probably won’t even charge them for that one.
Contrary to some beliefs, there are STILL laws while drinking Claws! Remember: drink responsibly, be safe, and park smart!
#drinkresponsibly
#parksmart
Looks likes an episode of
#TWD
but with snow...and no zombies because they are all frozen. Come to think of it, if we were in a zombie apocalypse this may actually be a relatively safe time to travel...but we are in a blizzard warning so...pretend there are zombies & stay inside.
We have a serious situation here at the PD. The coffee maker hasn’t been working since sometime this morning. Thankfully both the Patrol and Investigations Commanders are on scene, as well as a seasoned investigator. Updates to follow.
We went from complaining about cold to complaining about heat in just a few days. This is a good time to remind you to leave your 4 legged friends at home. It only takes a few minutes in this heat to become dangerous for our pets inside a car, even with the windows down.
We just need to ask our meteorologist friends to help us out. Could you just put a little warmer temperature at the end of the 7 day? We don't even care if you're lying about it. Ed, Kurtis, Brad, we're looking at you. Maybe just pop a 60 degree one at the end.
Anyone can commit a sexual assault, but society has historically empathized with male offenders. Society often focuses on how the allegations will 'destroy their future', blaming the victim for actions the offender took and minimizing those actions.
#StartByBelieving
#SAAM
That feeling you get after we brought 1 donut into a lecture hall of 75 people last week and you patiently waited a week for the other 74.
#DonutDisrespect
We are currently investigating an armed robbery at US Bank, 2546 Lincoln Way. A male entered the bank just before 5pm, displayed a handgun, and demanded money from the clerk. He left westbound on Lincoln Way from the bank with an undisclosed amount of money. No injuries reported.
We wanted welcome back Officer Derek Accola who has been deployed the past year. Welcome back Derek, we all missed you. And, thank you for your service.