Madame Amande Puteh Shallot 🧅
@Amendaaaaaaaaa
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Keluhan budak kilang setahun jagung. Aku Mak Org weyh! Nak jd Ads Model dgn NAK KERJA SHELL. ~ ~
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Cara mintak dana. No need dron bruh. Now semua IoT 4.0. Flowmeter digital. Buat satu mapping. Sudden pressure drop can track already. 💆🏻♀️ omg.
Kerajaan Selangor Akan Mula Menggunakan Dron Untuk Memantau Isu Pencemaran Sungai
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Honestly. I have forgotten how bangman actually looks like
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@fmtoday
Eh kau la buat kerja. Dh bertanding menang kerusi buat la kerja nya. Ko sendiri ckp konon MP sebelum ni selalu xde. Dh ko ada situ kan. Buat la kerja ni. 😒
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Tony buat apa tepi tu? Sejak bila jd menteri? Ke jd tuan penasihat 20%?
Majlis Pemulihan Negara (MPN) mengesyorkan supaya sempadan negara dibuka sepenuhnya seawal 1 Mac ini tanpa keperluan kuarantin wajib, kata Pengerusinya Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin.
#MalaysiaGazette
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Industrial Frontliners weyh. Not essential but yet frontliner 🤭
Vaccination of Industrial Frontliners by Kementerian Kesihatan Malaysia
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@jllmisai
Mak masuk campur ni. Marila kita ignore. Dh beranak pinak pun gaduk dgn member tarik mak hmm
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@IniAlalalannn
@aqilah4lim
Kan. She actually behave gila on stage. Cuma bila jerung merah ni attitude lain sikit and awkward
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I will reply the surat layang.
“It is you who need Allah my brother”
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@IniAlannn
Cameraman Malaysia x penah tgk Grammy awards or kpop ounya luve show. Camera on point.
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I nk bg tips mak2. Sbb i selalu termix baju putih (laki i pnya) with colored cloth. Baju putih jd tie dyed biru la merah la. Hiw to remove the stain without removing logo color. Recipe: vanish pink( better banish white) , clotox, water ratio 1:0.5:5 do spot cleaning
There goes my 4th uniqlo white shirt akibat makan mutton briyani dengan gelojoh ✨
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Itu masalah dia. Itu money management problem. But undergrad or minimum payment of 1.2k is not money management problem. Itu problem pentadbiran
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@chairman_GLC
tp lagi sedih gaji engineer selevel gaji kerani. pastu OT tukar cuti xde extra pays per hours. only techs will get. T.T
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Baru dua org kena tampar dpt 3rd runner yp. Kalau satu team kena tampar boleh dpt gold huhu
Kami sebagai pemain-pemain yang dilatih dan juga bermain untuk pasukan bawah 14 dan 16 tahun Melaka.
Beliau bukan gemuk dan botak yg korang boleh hina . Beliau coach kami yg mlatih kami drpd hatinya yg ikhlas Sehingga kami berjaya mencipta satu sejarah baru untuk negeri MELAKA.
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Why can Malaysian tanam satu sikat if you don’t like something. Can you guys shut ur own mouth? I know you guys wanted to express yourselves but still all I see is just a plain rude
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Negara lain 3000 case daily pun x darurat. Kita darurat sbb takut rombak cabinet ke mcm mna. Lol
Apakah maksud darurat? Apakah kesan pengisytiharan darurat? Adakah pengisytiharan darurat dibenarkan oleh Perlembagaan? Ini dan 12 lagi persoalan dijawab pakar perlembagaan.
#AWANInews
#AWANIpagi
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Tangkap. Tapi berapa org yg masuk dlm?
47.5% kes SPRM libat penjawat awam.
Wawancara Sinar Harian bersama Timbalan Ketua Pesuruhjaya (Pencegahan) SPRM, Dato' Sri Shamshun Baharin Mohd Jamil
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Is all abang lori horny ???
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@creepyposta
This thing patut remain unspoken. Malaysian people nowaday quite stupid nanti they thought
#DEEPWEB
is a joke. No, it's not
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@TravelJimat
@zzddnn
Most airlines, power bank must brought in hand carry. Depending on airline restrictions some max of 20000mah. You may carry on board, but strictly advised not to use it during flight. But it’s also depends on the airlines itself. Gituwww
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@shvshvv
@wnhsevond
Betul sis. Rupa is one thing. I penah kenal la, muka elok tp bukak mulut xdak isi langsung. Add on pulak everything is about him. Im like “bro hg diam ja okay kot”
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@datukhensem
3 months is quite normal for management level kononnya nk handover. U need 3 months to handover meh? Ke nak kerah habis habisan
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@hansvii_
@loofranchot
You fresh grad or not pun boleh apply as long as you have deg. Yg ni sama je mcm program management trainee or protege thingy hence the gaji mahal. Also the salary comes with cost. Sbb you kena rotate willingly. If first year dh kena g sabah. You cannot choose yr location.
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@InjangNation
@iman__sab
Project fyp apa yg nk specs gaming tu? I dulu laptop i7 pun boleh simulate proteus in 5 minutes. Tu i7 je tau. Ram 8gb. Apa dia merepek.
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I mean last time you guys was under the radar. Nobody kacau. Bukan all salon2 tutup ke or yr businesses tutup. Nobody halang pun korg being you. But now your guys mintak everything legal like marriage and what not. Mmg x boleh la nyah. Go to the country that can.
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Gais. Tak kira la bahasa apa pun. Kalau dia bentuk petak2 tu huruf tulis dlm kotak. Tulisan ayat jawi ke ayat al quran ke. It’s witchcraft gais…. Kembalilah ke jalan yg benar….
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@ariffkurkur
@khalids
Rasullullah buat haji tak pakai khidmat from Saudi. Etc hotel accommodation. Dulu mekah is like a land that you can visit with the courtesy of the local. Now also still have but gov Saudi control in and out of everything.
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@pencintabuahda3
Hahah pencinta porn. Pastu ada hati kata org. Tgk porn byk sht. Tu otak sempit
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@bernamadotcom
Takpa la dik. Bersusah2 dahulu. Nanti besar g kolej, dlm beg belum tentu ada benda
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Beza org ada edukesyen n xde 🤣
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@HermyRahim
@xbdrxzxknxsser
Bukti pegang paper tarikh hari ni. Baru percaya. Belakang background masjid putrajaya
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Bagi yg wonder i bg estimation for rumah ye. 3panels can generate up to 1kw (based per panel specs). So if 3kw can save you rm200 per month. Can be use for what? Everything. Aircond usage everything all can
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@AffiqKimiLer
@arxxxxmand
Mostly diaorg confuse malaysia dgn indonesia 🤣 that’s the fact. Corrupt tu hmmm.
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@Azfarovski
My 12 years old will sit back n cry
My 21 years old will say “tgk la sapa yg mati dulu”
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@ketengahketepi
Normal. I dulu 54kg bersalin 75kg. Normal delivery. Seminggu pantang kecut balik tu 64kg. Tp i kuat pantang bg badan peluh2 because i believed my case was berat air. Stretch mark tu mmg kena jaga awal. Kalau dh ada tu susah la nk hilang just boleh fade kan je. Then BF and work,
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Pakai tudung vs bukak tudung.
Skskskkaks
Reply tweet ini dengn gambar pakai tudung vs freehair. I will start first.
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@sofearozaidi_
@IzzraifHarz
Sis. I cant even tahan her voice in 1 minute. Mcm mna org tgk berpuluh2 ribu. Baik aku tgk sajat nyah. Padat n kelakar
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@staronline
Our wife need to learn muay thai or something. So that we could fight back. Meh.
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Gila fast track. Bapak dia cable ka apa ni? Armada je pun
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@meinmokhtar
Tak sedaq diri betul. Ko pindah. Pastu tgk la berapa expenses bill semua tu. nk free ja. Pastu hidup mewah. But**.
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Antara company yg ada MT program
1. Maybank
2. CIMB
3. Axiata
4. BAT
5. Shell
6. Unilever
7. UOB
8. Great eastern
9. Nestle
10. Colgate
11. BMW
Dan byk lagi. Uniqlo ni sng nmpak sbb dia iklankan dekat stores dia.
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@meinmokhtar
No no babe. Please ask around. Most household. Bini la accountant rumah. But if husband you can manage himself let him do it. But ur nafkah is yours. Your gaji is yours unless you and husband dh discuss wanna go 50-50 in household expenses. But gaji u dia pegang. Apo
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@tufairies
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Mana boleh lawan queen ma. Im here first skksksksks. This attitude is coming from meyhhh
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Berdasarkan reply 20 can kills you. So stop at 15 😁😎
Kalau betul benda ni ada depan mata, best believe me i akan minum semua shot.
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@OwToTheZie
@izzatihashim_
If anyone nk bridesmaid, boleh hire I. I boleh drive kereta, and I can touch up the bride. Angkat Durango everything. Service tip-top 😘
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@ImanAbdulRahim
Vivy patut hire i. I from girl’s school. We raised well to contain our life with full of drama. 🤣 takat benda mcm ni. Eleh celah gigi.
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@sofearozaidi_
Itu la pasal. Mmg terang2 anju siap blonde pastu dia promo barang pun jual cream2 perapat la cream tetek la. Pastu x jd kawin sbb seksi. Apo. Tua2 pun bg alasan bodo
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@chairmanGLC
Pegi je steel tu dlu. If got offer o&g. G sana. Huhu. But for me la kan, i will go for salary. Pastu amek cert go for o&g
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After 3 days, if he starts MIA without notice. You are legally single. Just saying.
#LessonLearned
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Yes. But they forget the most crucial thing in loa which is wish and forget. The concept is almost the same in any practice. Sama mcm islam. You dh usaha then you berserah to Allah. But what i can see most of them mcm obsessed too much with what they believed.
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Engineer and technologies tak sama. But been generalised
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#Thread
How to format laptop.
When to format
1. when window tak leh bukak
2. bila PC/laptop slow
3. system jap2 crash or freeze
4. too much junk on PC (me malas nk delete satu2)
5. PC ada virus/trojan etc
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Kalau cita tu sampah. Pelakon ada 20juta pun xde org nk tgk cita kome
Kalau ikutkan produser macamni, pelakon macam Lee Jung Jae dan Jung Ho Yeon takkan dapat berlakon jadi lead utk Squid Game kerana sebelum Squid Game, followers mereka tak sampai sejuta pun!!
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@hansvii_
@loofranchot
Management trainee program mmg range salaries 3k-3.8k-ish. Some serap masuk some x serap. Depends on yr skills set n developments throughout the program years selalu 2 tahun and also opening vacancies. Interview pun kdg smpai 4-5 stages. So bukan mudah ye.
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