Alx (me/myself/I)
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Hear that folks, after you get your DOGE & tariff checks, Fort Knox is audited, Greenland is purchased, Hillary goes to jail, and the swamp is drained Trump is getting rid of the income tax in a country where he just signed a $7 trillion budget. I, for one, totally believe him.
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男性アナ「警察は本日、似顔絵を公開した。当局は女性用トイレに忍び込んだ男の行方を追っている。 目撃者によると男は40代半ばで、眼鏡をかけ、整えられたひげがあり、生え際が後退しているという」 女性アナ「・・・」 🤣 https://t.co/5CVWeBDnIN
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“You didn’t get cheese on your cheese fries? What did the authorities say?” I’ve never seen someone handle a Karen better than this guy. Seriously crushing on him rn. I wish I was there for this.
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Nothing will ever beat the 1992 Olympic Torch lighting
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This should be shown to companies nationwide on how to handle Karens. I would totally work for this guy😂
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Por qué todo el mundo obliga a los introvertidos a salir de su zona de confort y nadie obliga a los extrovertidos a callarse un ratito.
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TrumpRx is like the Obamacare exchange…but for prescriptions…and now the GOP embraces it…because it’s from Trump and not Obama. The government contributes to high health care costs through its many schemes with manufacturers, regulations, and interventions. As usual, this
JUST IN: White House announces it's launching its own drugstore "TrumpRx" where U.S. citizens can buy drugs straight from the government.
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🚨 BREAKING: The US Senate rejects moving forward with Senator Rand Paul's plan that balances the federal budget within 5 years, 36-62.
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'Hit The Deck! We're Under Attack!' Cries Greta Thunberg As Frozen Burrito Explodes In The Microwave https://t.co/UarmjeEdng
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The countries that pay Trump’s tariffs are colored blue on this world map.
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