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Named after a Steely Dan song Chicago Singer/Songwriter Sign up for Voice Training lessons below ⬇️

Chicago
Joined April 2022
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I’m gonna get off twitter for the next week. expect posts maybe but no scrolling. basically nothing will change from your perspective.
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@AltamiraVT
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Everything has been going great for me since I moved to chicago I feel like I have so much momentum in every way except for getting a girlfriend but I have trust in at least some of you to find me one.
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@AltamiraVT
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Hell yeah.
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Although she seems to be having a better time than I do when I play 2048. Ignorance is bliss.
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@AltamiraVT
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There’s a lady on the bus playing 2048 all wrong… She’s not doing pick a corner strategy, it’s tragic to watch.
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Still so upset that the Martin Scorsese Jonestown movie was just a bit for Seth Rogan’s TV show and not a real thing
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When Altamira was little, she had a hole in the floor of her bedroom. The floor, it's supposed to be solid. You're supposed to be able to stand on it. Altamira, she didn't have that.
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The prospect of losing the convenience of peeing standing up after bottom surgery is an actual horror story to me. All that time saved… all that efficiency… all that target practice… gone in a second. True twilight zone stuff.
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RT @EllaYurman: hiiiiii x the everything app 😍😍😍 my tr@nsgender comedy news show is having a live show at UCB this friday at 4pm 👀 it’d be….
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@AltamiraVT
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DESTROY GOD. UNIONIZE YOUR WORKPLACE. MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE WASHING YOUR T-SHIRTS INSIDE OUT SO THAT THEY DONT FADE. THE REVOLUTION IS TOMORROW.
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1920s Chicago gay neighborhoods in red. 2020s Chicago gay neighborhoods in blue. Some say this northward shift is due to rising housing costs and the gentrification of queer communities. I say it’s because Milwaukee is our destiny.
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@AltamiraVT
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If your producer kept singing to herself. “I’m scared of losing my penis, I’m scared of sucking you off!” . as she mixed your song, what would you do? Fire her? Kill her? Give her a raise?.
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I’m scared of losing my vision,.I’m scared of fucking you wrong!.I’m scared of forced detransition,.I’m scared of dying alone!.
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The year is 2050. Chicago's newest up-and-coming queer neighborhood is a quaint little village on the north side called Milwuakee, Wisconsin.
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@AltamiraVT
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RT @GeorgeTaylorG: Every picture of The Wizard of Oz at The Sphere looks like this
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RT @PopBase: Jinkx Monsoon mocks J.K. Rowling’s transphobia in a recent interview with Ziwe:. “I know that oftentimes, female authors use i….
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Not the first to see it this way not the last but it always begs repeating that they hate us because we tell the truth.
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@AltamiraVT
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I see transgender people as very christ-like figures idc.
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@AltamiraVT
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You’re not even gonna have to listen to my EP. You could just listen to this performance and get the gist
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