Howie Dewitt
@AlmightyDen_
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MOST UNDERRATTED TWEETER OF THE 21ST CENTURY !! All im tryna do is stay black and Get Out like Jordan Peele.
Queens, NY
Joined July 2009
This is legitimately the greatest tweet of all time
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Bam really the worst player to ever score over over 65 points
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Right on, coach said y’all go low… we go run up the score 🔥🏆
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Thought this was the king of pop 🕺🏽🪩
Dak Prescott and his fiancée, Sarah Jane Ramos, did not break up over a prenup, sources tell TMZ.
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When you crackin fine shyt but you finish fast so u try n keep going for her but ur shi start deflating
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A cheese doodle x Nathan’s collab is CRAZY!!!
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An 18-year-old woman, Alishon Torres, is accused of shooting a man 14 times, k*lling him, and leaving his body in the street after a 5-year-old child reported that the man had touched her inappropriately. 👀😳🤔
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This guy called a pizza shop pretending to be Jay-Z and they actually believed him because his voice sounded just like his. 😂
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Imagine boarding a flight with your family, finding your seats, and getting ready for takeoff. Suddenly a flight attendant approaches and asks you to step off the plane. The reason? Other passengers have complained about body odor. That’s what happened to the Adler family on an
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👤 EARL SWEATSHIRT & MIKE 📀 POMPEII // UTILITY (ALBUM) 📆 COMING SOON!
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1 thing I’ve learned is fat asses rarely come with good people .
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This nigga called me inspector gadget bc I got a portable charger Im finna go home!! black people make everything embarrassing 😭😭😭
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