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@seadave1a
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Told this girl I didn't have a car, she saved my name on her phone as "Legs"
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my 18 year old cousin told me he’s dating a single mom. I punched that nigga right in his chest
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Crazy how mfs would get caught cheating then all of a sudden ur their one and only love 😭
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Men are PURPOSELY staying single because women AREN'T women ANYMORE.
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Do men even feel guilty when a woman cries over things she never deserved.
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does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money." mean ignore or have sex with
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U cheat on a bitch and she swear u embarrassing her bitch U told everybody
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Sometimes I Dm girls “what’s ya cashapp” to see how fast they bum ahh responds😭
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I was 7 thinking 2025 was gon have flying cars but mfs selling 1996 Hondas for $7,000
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Twitter needs a dislike button I can’t stand those question tweets anymore.
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What could be a better prank, than making people study for 20 years and not giving em a Job
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How do couples that stays together and doing it raw avoid pregnancy? I’m curious 🤨
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If you can’t chill with a girl without trynna fck her u a weird ass nigga.
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pink is literally just a bad bitch color , like how can you not like pink ???
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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.
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half of twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math
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