We cant all be himbos, some of us gotta be loathsome morons.

RT @Alldogsaredead: Man didn't you hate it as a kid where if you didn't finish everything on your plate the Feast Beast would kill a random….

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Finding a copy of Shrek 2 in the dust choked remains of a long abandoned blockbuster. "Oh shit Shrek!" I exclaim, holding up the DVD for my scav robot companion, "this guy was like my best friend in the before times. He was such a funny fucker. Haha.".

Ah jeez I'm back in the frickin gnome corner.

Unfortunately they put my ass back in the gnome corner.

Wizard's Gem embedded in my forehead after an industrial accident.

RT @Alldogsaredead: Thinking of going steampunk. "Ooh fuck cogs and tea."

Oh yeah? Try doing a podcast where you have to come up with riffs like what if Professor X had a version of Cerebro called Peppercorn Cerebro that he used for finding peppercorns.

Thinking of going steampunk. "Ooh fuck cogs and tea."

Guy at a store today told me I looked like a young Peter Jackson and then made it clear that was not a compliment.

RT @Alldogsaredead: I wish I was 80s hot instead of 70s handsome.

Yeah I'm one of those Mech Pilots. Yeah we operate them by fucking them and being fucked by them. Thats the price of freedom buddy. Its either that or Godzilla blasts your Grandma to death with radiation. Get used to it pal.

Mystic Austin Powers be like: Oh, believe!*. *i woke up this morning half asleep thinking this was the funniest tweet of all time. I apologise if that is incorrect.

Sure there are more @TheWeeklyPlanet fans out there, but @SanspantsRadio fans have less to lose. My moneys on the guy who dropped their phone in the toilet.

I think as a way to foster community in the Melbourne podcasting scene we should set up some sort of thunderdome scenario where we make our fanbases fight each other to the death.

As #PAX approaches us i once again offer myself for any panel that wants me. I'll fill any space. I don't give a frik! Put me in.

RT @TheWapplehouse: “Dildo or dildon’t, there is no try” -horny Yoda.

Sysiphication? Is that anything?.

Bit the side of my tongue while eating a sandwhich. And yeah, its wrecked my life for the foreseeable future, thanks for fucking asking.

Top 5 most beautiful wives:. 1. Fionna (ogre form).2. Mrs. Piggy.3. Milhouse's Mum.4. Gru's Wife.5. The Wife Reading This.