Not tweeting till I hit a lick

“Strictly short term fun” Man Lagos 😂

My name no be Israel but I still Dey Bomb

The art of trying anyway

Man these guys sing so well

I get one guy wey Dey bomb for years he still no get Maye

Lmfaoooo. Came early twice and knew it wasn’t for me. Can’t count how many times im always last

Parfait really 40g of protein for a cup ?

Dem really say make average Nigerian dey pay for office365 to use MSword

Why does your Netflix UI look like this?

i do feel people are always tryna be intentionally obtuse about Nigerians and the economic realities of things. im tired of these bird conversations negl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was a struggling SS1 student staying awake all night to do night sub and I had better quality than this

you dont know what this means to me

If una sabi wetin I Dey use my life do this night

I just added a bunch of punctuations to this I doubt it’s right

I feel like if my life was more chaotic I’d explode somewhere. You’d think ok you’re no longer a teenager then you’d feel the bottomless chasm of malevolence in your gut, almost primal. The urge to take, like your ancestors; the world by force and blood.

I’m frustrated internally

What am I even doing

Music is legit making me cry. I don’t know what the fuck it’s about

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