Twitter is literally promoting that 1 case of bubonic plague has been confirmed in China like this doesn't happen multiple times a year in Colorado. Holy shit is this racist propganda.
The mango is washed and will never be good again crowd getting really REALLY quiet
The silence makes me so horny
Peace and justice will soon restore the land
Namaste pussies.
"Are you ready for your diss track lesson?"
*J Cole gulps*
*Drake breathes heavily*
*Kendrick Lamar nods nervously*
"Yes, Chillindude" they all say in unison
not even melee, but yeah it's actually extremely disheartening that smash actually made a community wide effort to address and expel predatory behavior that exists everywhere and just got branded as a place for pedophiles. Guess people like this think you should keep that quiet!
Just read a study that suggests crows are as intelligent as a 3 year old human child. This is incredible because it means that crows are smart enough to main Captain Falcon!
The beautiful thing about melee is that characters don't make you cool or lame. You can pick Falco thinking he's gonna make you cool, but the impure swagless contents of your heart will shine through. You cannot escape your true nature.
Just got banned from the Mana Monthly 😓
Honestly this is a real wake up call. My behavior has been totally unacceptable. That's why in 2024 I plan to make some changes. I will work hard to become a much worse person so that I can compete again next year 😤
Dude if you can't see what the problem with jacking off to fake nudes of unconsenting women and who, on top of that, you and your wife are friends with, idk what to tell you, you're so far gone...
Obsessed that the old Dudley police station has been converted to studio flats, and for one of the advertised lettings they’ve kept the holding cell as a “feature”.
Hope melee keeps going on forever like chess so 50 years from now I can be an old ass woman sitting in the park with a crt doing handoffs on random kids to prove I've still got it.
@HeroOfLagWInds
@drpiggyphd
Hey man nobody can stop you from having your ignorant ass politics but we're over here trying to help people feel safe playing video games. If you're opposed to that then just say it straight up. Otherwise get out of the way
Mekk being Ironspartan kinda surprised me. Not cause I'm shocked he's like this but because IronSpartan was one of the absolute dumbest people who replied to me in this whole banned from MM saga, like I'm talking I wasn't sure that guy was sentient kinda dumb.
The cool thing about vip rooms at majors is you can smoke cigarettes in there and the TOs can't stop you. You can even put them out on the volunteers if you want.
Heaven on earth some have called it.
George: HE SOYJAKED ME
Jerry: what, what's going on?
George: I got in an argument on Twitter and he drew me as the soyjak and himself as the Chad gamer!
Jerry: you were soyjaked?
George: I was soyjaked!
Jerry: Well there's no coming back from that
George: I KNOW
Like setting a side the difficulty at establishing a proper rule, we all agree this shouldn't be allowed right? Like this fundamentally undermines the spirit of the rules.
Just played someone really lame on slippi. I'm not going to say what character, what stage, what move he was spamming, we know I can't say that...
It was a Doctor Mario
When I was a kid my dad worked with bricklayers. They were really cool and nice and let me play basketball with them. They told me I had a quick release like Ray Allen. Saw one of them years later after I transitioned and he was so chill about it. They wouldn't have liked Mekk.
Obviously it sucks a lot to get misgendered but if a person apologizes and seems to genuinely feel bad for the mistake, it's really not fair to continue to be cold to them. What more can you ask of a person than to be empathic and learn from the situation?
These days many players are coming down with covid at smash tournaments. I think I know what is causing it. Back in the day when you entered the venue the air was filled with rich clouds of tobacco smoke. Thanks to the smoking ban, the air is empty. Leaving room for more covid.
My only real takes about the BBB thing are:
1. The real issue is that he did it on stream. Yeah its probably whatever to take a sip of wine while driving but it's reckless to stream yourself doing it to impressionable young people. Really downplays drunk driving.
SO ANYWAY I GO TO TOURNAMENTS FOR THIS 20 YEAR OLD NINTENDO GAME. I GOT 257TH AT THIS TOURNAMENT CALLED "GENESIS". THERE WERE ABOUT 1500 ENTRANTS SO THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. I ALSO GOT 65TH AT THE FUNCTION, I LOST TO KJH WHICH IS A TOUGH SET TO PLAY THAT EARLY....
Forget Melee, Brawl and 64 are harder than ultimate too. Ult literally has a top player that didn't own the game lmao. I don't want to shit on Ultimate, I like it a lot and it's still really hard to be very good at but come on, its easily one of the easier smash games.
its been on my mind recently but i genuinely believe
ultimate is the hardest smash game
there so many variables to every situation during a game i believe melees easier like wtf
not trying to discredit melee players hard work games still hard but it feels theres less variables
Watched melee with my dad for the first time! He was apprehensive about it at first but then he was really starting to get into it! He broke the TV Mango lost and now becomes violently angry at the mere sight of jigglypuff. Looks like we've got another melee player 🥲
NoFluxes drops the "pipe bomb" on this they/them freak show of a community. The same people that want to tell me it's not a right to compete for their tournaments will also cry about being "misgendered" and make a huge deal about their little pronouns. It's funny because it's not…
Oh, only 20 human beings horrifically mauled to death by someone's pet? Well never mind then!
Quick question though: how high does the number need to be before you might consider it a problem?
It's known fact that if you go to a melee tournament they put a gun to your head and demand you acknowledge the biological reality of trans people. It actually makes a lot of sense why you harassed people on your burner man.
Here’s a notable one
People that disagree with trans people or non-binary people’s gender identity or gender ideology as a biological fact, should not be banned for “transphobia”.
That isn’t transphobic. Transphobia means disagreement as far as I’m concerned. I wouldn’t be…
>meet a new queer friend
>ask them if they're Steven Universe or Ketamine
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Steven Universe and what is Ketamine
>she laughs and says “I'm a good queer ma'am”
>Hang out
>They're Steven Universe
Ultimate would be pretty cool if you just trimmed the roster a bit. Like you really only need fox Falco marth Sheik Puff Peach Falcon Ice Climbers Yoshi Pikachu Samus and Luigi
No. If you go 0-2 top players will invite you to their mansion on a jungle island under the guise of a dinner party, but really, they just hunt you for sport.
Can an 0-2er who has good energy, makes friends with everyone, fun to be around, is active in the scene despite not having as good results, bring as much value to a Smash scene as a PR player?