alf garnet⚒
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Robber walks in with a machete, and the cashier responds with a flamethrower
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MISSING: Please help us find #missing 66 year old Christopher. Last seen in #Thamesmead at 19:20hrs on 04/02/26. He is wearing blue pyjamas and indoor slippers. Please call 999/101 with any info or sightings quoting reference 01/7117770/26
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She's just summed up politicians all in it for themselves.
If Ridge had made this statement a year ago, two years ago, five years ago, ten years ago, it would have been brave & principled & made knowing there would be a personal cost. But making it now? It's none of those things.
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I'm years ahead of my time 😂🤣Alfie 🧒 could see the shit coming down track.
Forty-five years ago Alf Garnet was absolutely right; it’s almost as if he was a prophet.
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From Modena to the world’s greatest stages — the life evolution of Luciano Pavarotti 🎶 A voice that changed opera forever. Only on JamesDrake TV
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Day off so got 6k run 🏃🏼 done ✔️ All stay fit and healthy & @Tonycornick1 @michaelblackcab @barley_charlie @LONblackcabbie you come out of your hiding places today as I'm off 😂🤣😂🤣
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We'll ignore you as you turn off replies.
London continues to lead. Last week we were ⤵️ Recognised as one of the greenest global cities with spectacular green spaces and cleaner air. Named the ‘new Hollywood’ - attracting record investment. Ignore the haters: London is the greatest city.
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Get lost! You have destroyed this city.
London has landed in the top ten greenest cities on the planet 🌱 Not bad for a city that never sits still. We’re delivering cleaner transport and more green spaces, with even more to come. https://t.co/kstjOf4gii
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Just over 5& 1/2 k run 🏃🏼 done ✔️ Then out for a proper shift and hopefully free ☕️coffee @Tonycornick1 @LONblackcabbie @michaelblackcab @barley_charlie ☕️
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You're delusional
A secure, decent home - that’s what every family deserves. In London, we're delivering the highest number of council homes since the 1970s. Today I visited these beautiful, brand-new, high-quality council homes in Haringey.
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Luv it 🤣😂🤣😂
Sam Allardyce with an all-timer response to Jose Mourinho's moaning 12 years ago today
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Why have you turned off replies
How humbling to share a platform with many other politicians I look up to, such as @SadiqKhan and @DawnButlerBrent , who were also recognised this year.
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Of course. It helps when you're ferried around with armed minders at taxpayers expense.
Independent evidence shows London is getting even safer. Alongside historic falls in homicides, the latest ONS stats show: •The biggest year-on-year fall in robbery of personal property since the pandemic. •Violence with injury has fallen by ten percent in London - with
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Dream on you fool
Great to see @TfL’s five year plan to transform how London’s streets operate. Cutting-edge technology will reduce congestion & speed up bus journeys - vital steps towards my goal for 80% of journeys to be made by walking, cycling or public transport. https://t.co/8JMKd7FlQQ
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Absolute piece of scum
Do you recognise this man? British Transport Police officers investigating the robbery of a 17-year-old boy and girl have released CCTV images in connection. At around 6.30pm on Monday 29 December 2025, the pair were approached by a man on-board a train between Grove Park to
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Hey all you young pups 🐶 @barley_charlie @Tonycornick1 @LONblackcabbie @michaelblackcab just a little reminder that Alfie boy is the Guvna out here 🤣😂😜😜
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Light blue tx4 in new north rd personalised number plate starts beeping all because I went past him in the bus lane both POB. Then drives along side me giving me the stare. My passenger commented he must have the troubles of the world on his shoulders.
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