Alexander The GOAT
@AlexanderMalone
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Scotland. King of Macedonia from 356 - 323 BC. Dundee UTD / Raptors / Blue Jays / WFT. twitsp. Merely a trickster imp dancing on the wires.
Leeds, UK
Joined May 2011
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What the 12th beer says to me when I ask it if I should crack it open:
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You’re not gonna believe what the third “fit” is here
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Tears in my eyes, photoshopping his face to be even smaller, muttering to myself “one last time, charlie. one last time”
Today, we announced that we will commission a statue of Charlie Kirk to honor his legacy and incredible work after his tragic assassination last week. The statue, privately funded by community leaders, will stand on campus as a commitment by New College to defend and fight for
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Bro this guy’s on live tv defending Epstein with a Liverpool tie on
FYI: FBI Director Kash Patel is about to testify live before Congress. Get your lie counters ready.
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I’m aware that this is AI of course — but it has moved me, I can only imagine how Charlie is celebrating 🕊️
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Big fan of Trump announcing World War 3 in the style of Fabrizio Romano confirming a season-long loan to Galatasaray.
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Ya’ll rate my painting at Pizza and Paint tonight or nah
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This is actually very true, but unfortunately it all falls apart a bit when one of you has been accused of this stuff several times and one of you is proven to actually do it for years.
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If the roles were reversed and I took this photo of my gf - I would be impaled on a pike within an hour
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Is there a hedge next to the Brugge stadium? Asking for a friend.
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Home fans walking out of the George Fox stand after a dreadful 1-0 home defeat to St Mirren in the freezing rain to be greeted by a massive billboard saying ‘YOUVE BEEN TANNADICED’
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the nazi with cte does unfortunately
No one has 5 classic albums
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