Jamie’s life was falling apart methodically. After class, it was time to either change her life drastically or break herself trying... https://t.co/O2OeT3c5HV

overheard at work (in thick New England accents): "You get plowed last night?" "Well, I was going to, but then they said it was only 3 or 4 inches, so I decided it wasn't worth it." "Oh, yeah. If I'm paying to get plowed, it's gotta be at LEAST 10 or 12." "But I may start to

I swear, I could watch these jump-scare videos all day. 😭

Things like this are why women live longer than men. 😆

Hey @TheWuAvenger: saw this, thought of you. 🥰

We need to get one of these, @SuperSisi! 😍

I'm seriously considering watching only TV shows and movies from the 90s and just live in the delusion that that's what decade we're in.

The ass-assin

Anyone else excited about this? https://t.co/0DLEEQqy6h

Goodnight, my loves. Sweet dreams. 😌

If you enjoy what I do, please support me on Ko-fi! https://t.co/uczQAv3ESw

Today I banned one of my biggest financial supporters on Twitch. Support streamers because you enjoy their content and want to help them grow, not because you want to be disrespectful and weird under the guise of being the “biggest supporter”. You are not entitled to say or do

Covfefe acquired. Rob Zombie blasting in my headphones. Time to use this snow day to write like the demoness I am. 😌

Someone come make me a huge cup of covfefe. I thought I was way more awake than I actually am. 😭

So I woke up this morning and discovered that I was banned from Quora. For "multiple violations of Quora's spam policies." Look, y'all, I don't advertise on Quora. I mean, who the hell advertises on Quora, of all places?! 😆 I appealed, of course.

Today on the bus, I saw a woman who was clearly pregnant maybe 5-6 months along, she asked a guy for his seat because she looked really unwell and was holding her stomach. He replied “Well, you want equality, you can stand." She immediately threw up on him. And his phone. And the

“Memes give a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination.” - Plato (427–347 BCE)

This is a fascinating article. I ended up reading it three times. 😌 https://t.co/KERARZ4X7x

Good morning, everyone. 😌

I’m sorry. I try not to post political stuff. But I just watched a video of ICE officers attack a man who was helping a woman up, pin him on the ground, take his (legally owned) gun he NEVER attempted to holster, and then 6 officers shot him to death. He was white (not

If you crash tonight doing donuts in a parking lot, that’s between you and Jesus. We’re tired.