Alex Kitson
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My first comedy album “Must I Paint You a Picture” is out now. It’s a recording of my Edinburgh show this year, from the final night, link is in my bio. I hope you like it
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Feels appropriate that my final words here are “link in bio”.
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FYI. Probably not gonna post on here anymore. Dunno if anyone still out there only follows me here, but if you like my stuff there’s other places. Not deleting this account/app yet - but 🦋 is better and I’m posting there like I used to here. Thanks all, hope you enjoyed 🤙🏻
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If you’re reading this follow me, subscribe to my newsletter, buy my album or something. I’m a comedian trying to make a career without doing online videos and it’s really hard.
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Why not start with this one. Which is a short story about Idi Amin being on the Traitors? Which feels quite TV Burp coded in hindsight.
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Lots of people’s response to remembering and appreciating something seems to be instinctively demand it be bought back. Wonder if format might feel dated in a world of TikTok, fractured digital landscapes etc. Having said if they did bring it back I WOULD love to write on it.
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Just about to move to Bluesky and you start getting likes on Twitter again
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(CBT enjoyer waking up with a hangover) So pleased to announce I’m 12 hours sober 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻.
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RT @AlexKitson0: A ‘riot’ isn’t actually a riot unless it happens in the French village of Riot - if it happens anywhere else it’s technica….
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RT @AlexKitson0: Normalise having a breaktime at work where everyone in the office goes outside at 11 o’clock and plays football for 20 min….
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RT @AlexKitson0: Sorry I didn’t reply. I was avoiding replying to someone else and it gave me a pathological fear of opening the app for ab….
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RT @AlexKitson0: If dentists want less people to be scared of them. They should stop calling your surgery a dental “practice”. You’ve been….
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RT @AlexKitson0: deleting my dating apps bc I wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (becoming a nanny and illicitly teaching their 7 chi….
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RT @AlexKitson0: Don't kill spiders with deodorant, it doesn't work. I just sprayed one with Lynx and all it's done is attract hundreds and….
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I occasionally post quasi hot-takes about comedy like this on my newsletter. Which you can sign up to here
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I wish TV Burp had still been on when this happened.
I watched this clip contextless and should you. So many questions. No idea what’s going on. Is this a real show? British TV has peaked if so
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I am now also on the other app. Hopefully all the posts I’m planning about how cool Elon is will work on that platform too
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Said this before but TV Burp isn’t given the credit it’s due. One of the funniest TV shows of all time - and so incredibly innovative and influential for comedy (before internet humour/memes etc went mainstream) all whilst being watched by millions on Saturday Night ITV. Mental.
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RT @SE1Comedy: Yay! Our SE1 Comedy WIP-round shows kick off on Tues 26 Nov with Amelia Hamilton @olliehorncomedy @carolinemce_ @SarahRobert….
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