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Funnier in theory.

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@alexjs
Alex Smith
3 years
Merry Christmas. Over the last month I published a daily video advent calendar for nerds - 24 Days of Cloud Ready. It's my first YouTube project, and webdev in ~10 years. Thanks to @kaihendry and many others for feedback on the videos.
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Alex Smith
3 years
Due to a December-flu I'm still catching up - but videos 1 through 18 are done, and 19 through 24 are in edit. I'll publish them to YouTube so if you subscribe you'll be notified -
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Alex Smith
5 years
Building and presenting content is one of the best parts of my role. I've put together some notes on how to effectively present and avoid pitfalls common with technical content:
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Recently I’ve had many conversations with colleagues about how to be more effective when presenting technical content. There’s no magic, but here are a few tips I learned in my time pre…
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Alex Smith
5 years
LOCKDOWN ALCOHOLICS: replace "too hungover for breakfast or lunch" with "intermittent fasting" to pretend to have your life together and lord it over banana bread baking quarantine triathletes (@TwopTwips).
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Alex Smith
5 years
Trying to find the right (retrofit) smart lock for my new home reminds me why I hate home automation and want everything to be manual. (But an actual key lock will undoubtedly result in me spending more on locksmiths, so. ).
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Alex Smith
6 years
Just got the best stickers from our @msftsecurity team (cc @SwiftOnSecurity, @_sarahyo)
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Alex Smith
6 years
Uh, since when do we get tornados in Singapore?
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Alex Smith
6 years
Um, @LazadaSG, are you planning a Mary Poppins handbag here?
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Alex Smith
6 years
For those wondering, I have never been threatened with a form of torture that violates the Geneva Convention during a conference call. (Desperately blinks 'help' in morse code, cc @HanyAzzam).
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Alex Smith
6 years
Theory: Wow, waterproof Bluetooth earbuds! I can listen to music in the shower!.Reality: Apologising to colleagues as you accidentally answer a call in the shower and it sounds like you're being waterboarded. sorry.
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Alex Smith
6 years
Me watching latest ST Disco Episode: "Ah, I knew it'd be evil AI all along!".Also me: "Hey Cortana, please take over everything related to my calendar forever". (Ps, if anyone wants to skip the waitlist, DM me.).
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Alex Smith
6 years
Singapore specific tumblr idea: pictures of expats in business suits looking frustrated as they try to overtake a crowd of people, while riding on an e-scooter or unicycle.
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Alex Smith
7 years
Hi. Looking at you, @Valentine.
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Alex Smith
14 years
Stop it. No more 'my new years resolution is 1024x768'. No more 'loading 2012 99.9%'. No. Bad.
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Alex Smith
7 years
Feeling personally attacked that Spotify’s “Guilty Pleasures” playlist I subscribed to today almost perfectly mirrors my “2018 Most Played” playlist. .
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Alex Smith
7 years
Nothing like post production outage adrenaline to make sure you definitely can’t sleep until gone 0300.
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Alex Smith
7 years
The old question of team level calendar sharing, and whether I should mark events as private for pride reasons.
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Alex Smith
7 years
In my first week at Microsoft, my manager taught me something. After 7pm the stairwell doors are locked (from the stairwell side). This weekend I have learned it is 7pm Friday until 7am Monday. And that our office has a lot of stairs between the 21st floor and the 1st floor.
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Alex Smith
7 years
Is a day really a day if you don’t get into a fight about whether the Isle of Man is a country? Albeit this time it was with the guy from Nas Daily so I tend to trust him more than me.
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Alex Smith
7 years
A Christmas parcel from my parents has been rejected at customs because it contained illicit substances. In this case: "biscuits". We tried to argue that Jaffa Cakes are not biscuits, but I feel this was not an argument the importation authority was interested in.
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