Liz Albiston Profile
Liz Albiston

@AlbistonLiz

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I'm probably too old to keep using the word "Why?" constantly but there's no chance of that changing... https://t.co/GmyJaZH0L8

Joined August 2021
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
10 days
It's been a long time x #tabla #myhappyplace
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
11 days
Can't see this ending well. If it suggests I even * may * like the bland Michael McIntyre, who mistakenly gets described as doing comedy, because I've bought @RyanCullen90 tickets...
@TheScotsman
The Scotsman
11 days
New Edinburgh Fringe website to use AI to make show suggestions, via @janekbradley https://t.co/gZowpNcaU2
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@SangitaMyska
Sangita Myska
22 days
🚨A huge number of delegates walkout as Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu arrives arrives to address the United Nations #Gaza
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@elliotsteelcom
Elliot Steel
1 month
Charlie Kirk and gun violence
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@RosieisaHolt
Rosie Holt
1 month
Wait till the end…
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
1 month
Happy birthday, my love xxx
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
2 months
Uses the phrase "all because I made jokes that upset some psychotic crossdressers." as part of his defence. Should have been re-arrested on the spot for hate speech
@LBC
LBC
2 months
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan arrested at Heathrow Airport 'over gender-critical tweets'
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@MarinaPurkiss
Marina Purkiss
2 months
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
2 months
Gutted to have sprained a muscle in my back last week which put paid to my Fringe gallivanting this year. Thoroughly enjoyed what I saw. Please extend my love by attending @MariaRudArt @marknelsoncomic @BeeBabylon_ and @GarethMutch exibition\shows on my behalf. xxx
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
2 months
laptop updates and I decide to try Copilot "Tell me a dark joke" Copilot's response "Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded? Because people are dying to get in. ⚰️😏" That doesn't even make sense. Technology is no threat whatsoever to @RyanCullen90
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
2 months
Went to see @RyanCullen90 tonight with @angusmaroon To those who said "You can't take your mother to see Ryan", I would simply respond "Well... she died many years ago!!" Take all your living relatives. He's brilliant.
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
2 months
Lovely woman, very funny, go see x
@BeeBabylon_
Bee Babylon 💋
2 months
“Eyjafjallajökull- There and Back Again” at The Stand, 15-25th 3pm. Tix in bio 💋
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@NormalIslandNws
Normal Island News
3 months
The Lionesses are good at football, aren't they? It's a shame the men's Lionesses team is rubbish compared to the women's though. I guess football is just a women's sport x
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
3 months
Talented kids... but that cat attitude!! @DesertRose_610 @angusmaroon 🤣🤣
@RandomTheGuy_
The Random Guy
3 months
@interesting_aIl This is perhaps the best thing produced by the internet in recent history. https://t.co/QFCoY9wD4s
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
4 months
We desparately need more people like @MarinaPurkiss
@MarinaPurkiss
Marina Purkiss
4 months
Cannot believe the state of the debate I had with Annunziata Rees-Mogg who couldn’t answer what was worse… Incitement Or murdering children.
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
4 months
Fin Taylor allows us to share his brilliant, insightful comedy xx
@FinTaylorcomedy
Fin Taylor
4 months
My new stand up special is out now on YouTube
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
4 months
Today should be a Happy Pride Day but I open X and find a lesbian organisation describing @valmcdermid as a homophobe. Away and give your heids a wobble, idiotic lassies
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@AlbistonLiz
Liz Albiston
4 months
I don't handle heat well. At lunchtime I was on a packed, no 1 bus in Edinburgh. Lovely driver but as the weather was 25 degrees, having the heating on was not appreciated @on_lothianbuses
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