Ryan Cullen
@RyanCullen90
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Stand-Up Comic. Co-Host of @absolutecuts. YouTube Special & Fringe Tickets out NOW! 🎟️ All you need in Linktree below ⬇️
Joined October 2011
I have to say the latest @AbsoluteCuts is incredible. The breakdown of Gremlins is amazing. Re-watched it tonight again with fresh eyes, WHAT a film. Thankyou gents. Yes, the dog deserves an Oscar. @marknelsoncomic @RyanCullen90
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Could easily be true if he served the IDF
Teaching assistant told pupils he had killed 250 people as a sniper
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Belter episode this one to kick off the Xmas run
GREMLINS | Episode #117 It's Xmas Special time over at cuts! 🎄 We discuss the various gifts from Cuts fans, Robbie Williams' boyband Battle Royale and Nelson has theories about what Gremlins is actually about 🎧 On Spotify & pod apps 📺 Youtube 🎊Bonus Episodes on Patreon
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New Formula One Rule: Everyone has DRS. But one random drivers isn't a DSR button. It's an ejector seat #AbuDhabi
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Looks like they are racing around Terminal 2 at Dublin Airport #AbuDhabi
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The #latelatetoyshow. That's when I really hit my stride. Got a heavyweight boxer threaten me here cause I took of a kid that looked like they were shooting heroin Good times
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Think the only reason FIFA booked Lauryn Hill for that performance was to get Tax Evasion tips backstage
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This is the most beautiful song I've ever heard. Proper fired up for a game of football now #WorldCup2026
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"I think Genghis Khan would have been arrested if he were born today"
Netanyahu: I think Churchill would have been accused of stupendous war crimes. We don't carpet-bomb. We don't do Dresden. We don't do any of that.
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"What's more Virgin than a computer" might singlehandedly be the most stupid thing I've ever seen in all my life It almost implies that he fucks his kettle and Toaster but computer is where he draws the line
Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus." https://t.co/hejH9Evume
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Being a Patron feels such a privilege these lads gift Eps a full week ahead now 🎬 ⏩️
New podcast episode is up
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Of all trilogies in movie history. This is the one we finish first
THE VAN | Episode #116 Ryan and Mark discuss Scotland's triumphant return to the World Cup, Wicked and how we have now completed our first trilogy, the Barrytown saga. 🎧 On Spotify & other major pod apps 📺On Youtube 🎊Bonus Episodes on our £2.50 Patreon
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Brand new show will get its first run out at the Glasgow Comedy Festival! My best work yet 🎟️Get those Tickets on the Glasgow international Comedy Festival website #glasgow #glasgowevents #gicf #glasgowcomedyfestival #gicf26
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FIFA keeping the 4 top seeds apart at the World Cup til the semis. Honestly just fuck off.
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Still the greatest thing to ever have happened
Wouldn't it be great if isis had the balls to stand face to face with us and fight. No weapons. No bombs. No dead children. Man to man!
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BELFAST THIS FRIDAY 28th NOV I am bringing my brand new tour show Liquid Gold to @LaverysBelfast Opening the show will be my good friend @WillyTMudblood So if you’ve seen me live or supporting @TroyHawke or on @shanetodd podcast then come along. https://t.co/MTwebWNUwL
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