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Arbaaz Khan being robbed in broad daylight.
Tennis players and actors who could play them in a movie
1. Roger Federer & Joaquin Phoenix
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Some reels are cinema. All of us know what is happening here, and also know that we may not. All possible interpretations can be made here. Everyone should hit the streets with a camera.
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flag bearers of the great singer but suar aadmi club
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Imran Khan has the most British Pakistani face. He was Zayn Malik before Zayn Malik was Zayn Malik.
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Absolutely love the random placement of 'only' by Indians in a sentence.
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No offense but you should move past the teenage delusion that you don't need people. Truth is that you need people, friends, and partner(s) for every little thing. Else, you die in your apartment and people figure out when your body starts to stink. Also, you go away unmourned.
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Babil(Irrfan's son) says the most basic stuff thinking it's supreme knowledge with the excitement of a cokehead.
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I like Abhishek Upmanyu.
Good comedian.
Trolls casteist people on Twitter.
His comedy is hardly Political, but still chooses to speak up.
Doesn't do brand endorsements like some edgy commie.
Doesn't give his art to Netflix or Amazon.
And most important-- doesn't make Insta Reels.
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Never stand next to good looking people in a picture. I had no idea, until today, that Ranbir Kapoor is losing his hair, has an abnormally big nose, sinking eyes, and a scar on his right cheek.
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No one:
North Indians: Tandoori Afghani Paneer Manchurian Momos (Dry).
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I don't think women in India should ever get married to Indian men.
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When father sahab wants chai, he comes to my room and asks me if I want chai. That's my signal to get up and make chai for both of us.
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Delhi gives you a lot of diverse scope for chilling. Bangalore is simply a wasteland of cafe, bars, and restaurants.
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I think the only revolutionary response to Capitalism is laziness.
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yes IIMs are the symbol of egalitarianism, equal opportunity, and justice
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'Muslim' cabbie: Ma'am, aapka kidhar ka drop hai?
Sanjukta Basu: Aur India mein maza aa raha hai?
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Can't wait for it to make 2 crores at the box office.
📢 Exclusive : Anurag Kashyap's Kennedy receives 7-min standing ovation at Cannes Film Festival 🎬
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Papa: Yaar meri election duty aa gayi!
Sister: Mann laga kar karna last election hai yeh.
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It's important that your Sunday is free from the fear of Monday.
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During my daily 4-5 hour travels in the Delhi metro, I eavesdrop on conversations between couples. Interestingly, I've seen many instances of girls teaching boys English, but I have yet to see a relationship where the boy speaks English while the girl does not.
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I want honourable Chief Minister Shri
@myogiadityanath
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35 saal ka comedian keh raha hai ki 4 saal pehle ki cheez mat nikalo. Tu 31 ka tha chutiye.
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Body is called temple kyunki masjid bologe toh koi todkar chala jayega.
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Spent 300 rupees on this. Want 300 likes to make up for it. Thanks.
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at this point i think my personal problems are also because of modi
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Why do atheists have Haldi ceremony?
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There was a JNU scholar in the late '80s who was fervently working on the PhD topic "Why Soviet Russia would never disintegrate." But right in the middle of his PhD journey, lo and behold, Soviet Russia came apart!
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Being friends with UC Hindus is a delicate game. You have to appease their biases. Keep in mind that you don't challenge their bigotry too often. Tell them that they're not the bad UCs. Also, keep thanking them for not turning out to be complete assholes like their parents.
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Saif's face is all of us when we meet someone with dicey politics with performative niceness on the surface.
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I'm so disappointed in medical sciences. A whole year is coming to an end and they still can't make a vaccine.
Humanities scholars, on the other hand, have theorised the fuck out of covid.
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In all honesty, the only person worthy of being in a relationship with Sushmita Sen is Shah Rukh Khan.
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Seeing a pattern on the internet where sad people under 25 think that they are somehow wise beyond their years because they are sad. Sadness is not a virtue and a Dostoyevsky quote doesn't mean you are intelligent.
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"and for very good measure, Jai Shri Ram" 🤣
The wait is over! King Khan
#ShahRukhKhan
is on the stage with his signature entry 👑
#anantambani
#radhikamerchant
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want umar to come out(seems difficult)- get a ticket in the next elections (seems impossible)- win a seat (seems more impossible considering the way his image has been tarnished)- be an MP before kanhaiya reaches the parliament- that'd be divine justice.
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Was in Mcleodganj for work in 2017. Befriended a Gurgaon guy there who was from a fancy school,was fun to hangout with. After the trip ended and we reached Delhi, I got into a scuffle with someone. This dude, who hardly spoke in Hindi before this, said: "Bhai, ladkay bulaun kya?"
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The problem with Chhole Bhature is that it's not tasty enough to redeem you from the guilt of having eaten it.
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words such as 'red flags', 'trigger', 'gaslighting' have an urban audience. i had not heard the active usage of such words until i came to delhi. some of you earn vocabulary before you earn real experiences and that is dangerous.
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I'm glad that Vicky Kaushal's name is being spitballed for drug probe. Bahut "How's the Josh?!" chillaya hai. They're all facing the toxicity of an atmosphere they initially benefited from.
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How many days into the talking stage are you allowed to say to the other person, "Aap mere message ka reply kar diya karein, main kamzor dil ka aadmi hoon"?
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Hussain Haidry is a very diligent and honest man. Also, very clinical when it comes to exposing frauds. Gokhale ka blade se operation kar dia.
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Thinking about the time when Indians said that corona virus won't affect them because they eat street food.
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Women inherit their temperament from their father and their destiny from their mother.
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Just had a very personal conversation with an Uber Driver. Didn't think I'd have such an enlightening end to the year. I travel 5 hours everyday and I know in my heart that I don't do it for work. I simply do it for stories. I think today I met a murderer.
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Honestly, I like Christians because there won't be any uproar about this edit. Do it with other religions and you're looking at a jail sentence.
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Piku wasn't a successful film solely because of a good screenplay. The world wanted to see a UP bhaiyya and Bengali woman flirting with each other.
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There are three Ranveer-s in the celebrity ecosystem right now:
1) The most famous Ranveer in the world. Deepika's husband. Coke connoisseur.
2) Calls himself a chef, but is actually a thirst click for your local aunty.
3) Thinks that Hitler was ambitious just like any of us.
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@CherylAnnCouto
People are praising her because she is finally bearable after a lot of opportunities. Siddhant Chaturvedi was way better than her.
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Thinking about Ghalib's wife who lost as many children as Ghalib, but didn't have a Ghazal to grieve them. Some claims on grief unjustly become bigger than other claims.
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ek javed akhtar ne hi apne bacche padhaye hain, baaki ki film industry toh injection lagakar tight hai.
Can a spokesperson for the
@SerumInstIndia
please help us understand why states should not get Covishield at the same price as the centre?? And if they have issued a statement citing reasons, could someone please share a link re the same. Thank you.
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Very late to the party, but just watched Tumbbad. Don't have words. While Anand Gandhi was distastefully pissed about Kantara's success, you do understand why he was. Kantara produced magic in some moments, Tumbbad is magic stretched across its runtime. Don't have words.
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Thank god he is not a writer.
Imagine a shop called Chandu ki Kulfi, famous for its rich, saffron Kulfi. It brings in fans in droves. Suddenly, people don’t like the kulfi any more. They find it gives them indigestion. Kulfi sales drop. And people are flocking to a new small shop called Chintu ice cream,
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All impoverished people should be given this t-shirt before Mayank Austen Soofi approaches them.
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If you're in Delhi, you don't have to travel anywhere in India for excellent food. Every Indian cuisine has a dedicated locality in Delhi.
Unpopular opinion: If you're in Delhi, you don't have to travel to Lucknow for excellent Galawati kebab.
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A born Christian, TV actor decides to convert to Islam and reveals it to the media after four years of being a practising Muslim. Christians display no objection. Muslims are welcoming the move. Hindus are pissed.
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Zoya Akhtar actually makes amazing films with super relatable characters even if they are super rich.
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I want everyone to appreciate this page before the admin goes to jail.
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Ambedkarite twitter needs to seriously get their shit together. Communal violence doesn't occur so some Jayanti can be sidelined.
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yeh dekh chutiye
@imVkohli
Three lads who were brilliant all summer had the courage to step up & take a pen when the stakes were high. They deserve support & backing not the vile racist abuse they’ve had since last night. If you abuse anyone on social media you’re not an
@England
fan and we don’t want you.
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Ek musalman daal do aur ban jao hero.
Tum Itna Jo Muskuraa Rahe Ho
Kya Hate Speech Hai Jo Chupa Rahe Ho
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If Modi and Shah had a love child, he'd look exactly like Kamra.
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Messaged my cousin in a different timezone about KK. This is a tremendous personal loss. An imaginary line that runs through Rafi sahab, Kishore, and somewhere comes to Arijit, doesn't run through KK. He was mainstream and yet strangely aloof. I loved him.
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This review of Aamir Khan's acting by
@ReelReptile
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Arpit or Arpita, anyone who pays 600 for a coffee at Starbucks is an idiot.
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Ranveer Brar is the Shah Rukh Khan of YouTube Chefs. Aunties like him. Is overhyped. Is selling everything under the sun. Talks more than necessary. Is below average at his principal job.
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Why is Ali Sethi acting as if Pasoori is the only hit song to have ever been appreciated by both India and Pakistan? It doesn't even come in the Top 20 honestly.
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Delhi University, in its attempt to legitimise casteism, sanctioned exclusive interactional spaces for uppercaste students and called it societies.
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Sending love to everyone who's getting to go to college for the first time. God bless you. I hope you guys fall in love, break your hearts and manage to marry people who are as heartbroken as you. Eventually you'll have subpar kids who question your online education.
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All I'm trying to say is that IITians will construct the best gas chambers.
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