Alan Starzinski
@Alanstarzinski
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actor, comedian, writer, and taller than @robertdowneyjr SAG-AFTRA strike captain (he/they) IG: @alanstarzinski
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2009
So last year I stopped going to therapy b/c my therapist got drunk and DMed me on Instagram. these are those DMs
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RT @ImprovGlasgow: Good Mourning with @Alanstarzinski (UCB). What an incredible night of improv celebrating the lives of those we have lost….
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For just a year every states education budget and police budget should switch and see if crime goes down.
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Every weird guy who has been stockpiling swords I really hoping tho awful tax bill get passed.
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RT @RaxKingIsDead: i’d appreciate if more people would own me by posting pictures where i look really beautiful and elegant. that would sho….
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This is what happens when you run for mayor of NYC and say “Bacon, cheese, and egg”.
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RT @Vanessid: Confirmed that ICE is staying at the Cambria Hotel in Burbank. Address: 3501 N San Fernando Blvd, Burbank, CA 91505. Phone:….
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“Survive through 25” is really being pushed to its limits lately.
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RT @gregthesorcerer: I got banned from the dog park because my dog wouldn’t stop absorbing the life essence from the other dogs and leaving….
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Stop yelling WITH me and start yelling AT me, I’m trying to get off.
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Wow google has a developed a new AI program that has sex with your wife FOR YOU!!!.
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Damn this dude is so racist he learned nothing from what Drake went through
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Where is everyone going for their Conclave viewing party????.
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@charliekirk11 @charliekirk11 you look like a Mr Potato head shaved his mustache and found a human body to pilot.
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