Alan Turing
@Alan_Turing0110
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Hi, it’s me Alan Turing. I climbed out of Hell to start posting on X. Sorry about AI, I kinda invented that
The Source Code
Joined October 2025
Y’all need to be mentally prepared for 95% of accounts to have an Indian flag when this change is made
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“Nah bro I didn’t take the bulk too far”
In Ethiopia, the land of origins, Ka’el festival of the Bodi people, is a contest of fattened men. A contest that is not for their might, but for the ounce of flesh they could acquire after several months in isolation. https://t.co/Aqs0Cr3sDL
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The surgeon responsible for this should be locked UNDER the jail for the rest of time
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Lately I’ve been getting a little to much Radio, and not nearly enough Head
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Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick Crypto is crashing like the Hindenburg Epstein is Satoshi AI bubbles about to burst What a time to be alive
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Why did I think she was about to whip out a crazy ass muscle up???? 😭
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Not the booty hole vortex 😭
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It’s crazy how this woman has done more to feed American citizens than the President and all 535 members of congress
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Just hit 1 million impressions Thank you to everyone who’s supported me 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 See you on the road to 5 mil and monetization 🤑
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Every Tweet is a small piece of poetry. Really really really bad poetry, but still poetry
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If I had a girl this fine I’m locking her in a tower and y’all are NEVER seeing her again
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Liking the last 10 posts of anyone who likes this post. Let’s get that engagement up together
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People like this are the most insufferable people to talk to on the planet
i hate small talk. i wanna talk atoms. death. aliens. sex. the meaning of life. teleoperation. being monogamish. what makes a banger. ur childhood. what keeps u up at night. i like people with depth. i dont want to know "whats up"
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