Alan Smithee
@AlanSmithee1600
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Not my name. DIY is not a crime.
East California
Joined April 2022
I gotchu fam
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Bodycams really were the ultimate UNO reverse card. Talk about a historic criminal backfire.
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A Republican who divided his party, insulted other politicians, loved holding big rallies, survived an assassination attempt, was labeled a racist by his opponents, advocated for tariffs, ignored Congress and added his own corollary to the Monroe Doctrine… Theodore Roosevelt.
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California (more specifically, the state legislature and Gavin Newsom) just banned Glocks, the most common firearms in the country by far, for being "unsafe", claiming they are too easy to convert into machine guns. The government claims Glock could have updated their designs to
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There is tone deaf and then there is going ahead with a No Tyrants rally as the Israeli-Palestine conflict is settled by the same ‘tyrant.’
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BREAKING: Support for g-n control has fallen to its lowest level in nearly a decade, per CNN.
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“There’s 1.5 million federal employees?”
BREAKING: 1,500,000 government employees projected to be furloughed by today.
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Mayor McCheese was a typical lib mayor who would continually no bail release the Hamburglar resulting in rampant crime in McDonaldland
Can we get this motherfucker back on the roster? What the fuck did he ever do wrong to lose his job?
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“Fascism” just means anything that interferes with people’s ability to live off your taxes
Joy Reid on the fascist agenda: "They want to take us back to no income tax, no regulations, earn what you want, family inherits everything"
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