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Writer of The Greatest, Acquiesce & other plays. Hobbies: worrying, wittering, OCD, comics, books, films, music & life. Not the referee or bloke from The S*n.

Cumbernauld, Space
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
6 days
Then also today, 9.44am - Ally was enthusing about pine martens. Al said they were vicious and again Ally's soul whistled from him as he said "yeah" in a defeated voice which made me laugh. Keep up the good work.
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
14 days
I think I've listened to this about 30 times - it will never get old, the memories will never fade...
@OshJones25
Osh Jones šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó ·ó ¬ó ³ó æ
15 days
I’m not even Scottish but what a moment a what a bit of iconic commentary ā€œShoot, SHOOT!!ā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
15 days
100% Endurance
@TPTFootball
Players' Tribune Football
15 days
'I need to start with a confession. Not many things bug me, but if there’s one thing that does, it’s the idea that my story is a football fairy tale. I know when people say I’m some sort of Cinderella Man that it’s meant as a compliment. I appreciate that, but to be totally
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
15 days
I awoke in the night ... and realised the dream had finally come true šŸ’™
@Jgs_x
John Gordon Sinclair Blue Tick
15 days
My dream came true!!! @ScotlandNT
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@BoyGeorge
Boy George
3 months
Are we supposed to feel sorry for a grown ass man with a morbid obsession with 'trans' people? Graham Linehan is a joke. Just like all the other obsessed fools.
@spikedonline
spiked
3 months
Graham Linehan’s arrest follows more than a decade of trans indoctrination in our police forces. Every officer is now trained to believe there’s an epidemic of ā€˜transphobia’. The cops now act as Stonewall’s private army, says Malcolm Clark https://t.co/nH1ujarvT2
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@txbamxnmicxh_s
virgin mary queen of thotsšŸŽ„
4 months
it’s already happened
@jennmint
Human Jennipede
4 months
One of these days, JK Rowling’s constant defamation, hate speech and harassment is going to get an innocent person killed, simply because they are trans. Not because they’ve committed a crime or harmed anyone. Just because they exist. JK Rowling is a criminal.
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
4 months
Morning Star ready to shine. šŸŽ‡Tomorrow's show is sold out, but you can still snap up the final few tix for Fri & Sat. As a bonus/warning - I will be lurking in the shadows, offering chat, neurosis & savoury snacks. Would love to see you there - Theatre 118 are fab folk. 🄰🌟
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
5 months
Morning Star is on at Theatre 118 this Thurs-Sat, 7.30pm with a 2.30pm Sat matinee. This isn't the Twilight Zone - it's The Gloaming Zone. A play about faith, guilt and good vs evil. Presented by the fab Theatre 118 - making stuff happen from nowt. https://t.co/NeZmPB3wth
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
5 months
Poster alert! Loving working with Theatre 118. Come along and check out the amazing space they have magicked into existence. Morning Star is one of the best things I've worked on and the team are phenomenal - dream come true. #WatchtheStar https://t.co/yZgGRmzTrb
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
5 months
Why the f*ck are we paying for the BBC? No live feed for Kneecap, no highlights, promoting dreck, Reform and Zionism. Free Palestine.
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
6 months
Two of my heroes ā¤ļø
@fasc1nate
Fascinating
6 months
Kris Kristofferson tells SinĆ©ad O'Connor ā€˜Don't let the bastards get you down’ at Madison Square Garden, 1992
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
6 months
Magic. Reminds me of what could have been. T in the Park, 1995. Saw Joe Strummer backstage with my brother. Could have spoken to a hero, but we chickened out. Later, I met Bez from the Happy Mondays. He spoke gibberish & tried to sign an autograph with the wrong end of a pen.
@GCPunkNewWave
GC's Punk & New Wave
6 months
It seems the new groups are concerned 😃 I love this footage (that I’ve just seen on Facebook) of Paul (Simonon) with a couple of young Clash fans singing ā€˜Guns Of Brixton’ ā¤ļø
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
6 months
Gonna suggest something potentially bonkers for maniacs that are pro-genocide, racist, transphobic and misogynistic - be more kind and less rude, you don't know what it could do for you. https://t.co/SIDUEVGZMl
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
6 months
He saved me and scared me and thrilled me with his books when I was a kid - as an adult, he's saving my faith in humanity, empathy and the power of imagination. Never stop Sai King. Ka-tet and 19 forever. @StephenKing for the win, from a free Celt in Caledonia.
@StephenKing
Stephen King
6 months
Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, with this message: GO FUCK YOURSELF, TEX!
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
6 months
Goosebumps - did it really happen? Fuck yes.
@AbzPodcast
The ABZ Football Podcast ⭐⭐
6 months
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
6 months
Watched my team Aberdeen, then Kneecap on Uncharted - also my team, my brothers - now I'm on the whisky. They've inspired this 50 year-old godless, flawed caring human to get back in the game. Let's write a new future. GRMA. #FreePalestine https://t.co/Mcshgy3FIu… @KNEECAPCEOL
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
6 months
Glorious - I'm on the sheep dip for sure the night. And brilliant to see Dabbagh scoring a great pen. #FreePalestine
@days_scottish
Scottish Football Away Days
6 months
Congratulations to @AberdeenFC on their 2025 Scottish Cup victory!
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
7 months
I support the Dons, but I'm a sentient human with a working moral compass. Hope these scumbags get the book thrown at them. Gtf neanderthals.
@Rabbuddie1
Rab
7 months
Twitter do Your thing and make these vile Aberdeen fans famous
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@AlanMuir74
Alan Muir
7 months
Fantastic news - we need @brianjaffa's passion, excitement and experience now more than ever. Gie it laldy, Mr F.
@brianjaffa
Brian Ferguson
7 months
I’m back! I’m really excited to confirm I’ve just started a new role as The Herald’s Arts Correspondent. Read all about it here! https://t.co/pCgUvmVRqX
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