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@AlanHawxbyMD
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Dad. Transplant Surgeon @StJohnHealthOK. @HopkinsSurgery fellowship alum. @Okstate grad. LOK Class 32. The man who is actually in the arena.🎸🥾📚🏋🏻
Tulsa, OK
Joined August 2011
Oklahoma State is somehow more entertaining now than they ever were when they were good
If you had banana conga line on your 2025 bingo card, you win
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Our gross anatomy lab had this sign above the doors.
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The obstetricians aren't worried
If A.I. Can Diagnose Patients, What Are Doctors For? | The New Yorker
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When people ask you why you love college football, this is what you show them.
with what started as four shirtless guys, has now turned into two entire sections of shirtless guys. what in the oklahoma state is going on here? (down by 26 btw)
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We were taught this in med school in the 90's.
🚨 The older the sperm, the more likely it is to cause autism Sequencing sperm using nearly error-free sequencing → measure % sperm carrying disease-causing mutations: 2% at age 30 → 4.5% at 70 Most were autism genes New paper in @Nature today 🧵
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My name is Alan. I'm a doctor and a first-year MBA student and I still can't spell "Recievables".
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Interesting: Putin and (Chinese leader) Xi discussed: using transplantation to extend lifespan to 150+ years - even approaching immortality. It's just a pipe dream, folks. Let's focus on keeping it safe, accessible, as ethical as possible; and leave politics out of it.
China 🇨🇳 and Russia are boasting that their joint organ transplant technology and programs are going to allow Chinese and Russians to live to the age of 150 years on average. @realDonaldTrump @Kash_Patel what do you think this is all about? Where are the organs coming from?
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Timeline cleanse
Rodney Dangerfield dancing in other famous dance sequences 🔥 So good
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Timeline cleanse. Worth a watch.
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Attention surgery PGY-1's: You are doing a great job. Just remember that somewhere in the twitterverse is a ? prominent transplant surgeon from Oklahoma who showed up to his first day of internship like this: White coat Stethoscope around neck AND Carrying a clipboard 🙄
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I need these season tickets
Say what you want about Oklahoma State but they might have created the coolest view in the sport Get me here NOW
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Ok here's my most recent numbers; Patients scammed for a buck: 0 Patients helped: Literally, thousands. Patients who hate me? None that I know of.
@DrNeilStone No one believes doctors anymore. We all hate you all. You just scam to make a buck. It's disgusting. If you think we care what you say? Think again.
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Teacher makes SHOCKING discovery after his state bans phones in schools.
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
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Oklahoma man breaks into OKC weather station's radar facility and disables it. You know - to keep the radar from controlling the weather. Stay in school, kids.
An “anti-government militia” is “targeting Oklahoma weather radars, days after a man vandalized News 9’s weather radar Meteorologists are trying to explain that weather radars do not control the weather
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