@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
i am no longer welcome at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜ถ
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@BonHanson79
Bon Hanson๐ŸŒŠ
5 months
@AlacritysWhatev One Dollar? That's why you were kicked out. Should have at least used a Five
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
@BonHanson79 meh... she had a lousy can ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพ
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@LLennihan
Laconic
5 months
@AlacritysWhatev ๐Ÿฅณ The owner is a Trump supporter anyway, so good for you! ๐Ÿ‘
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
@LLennihan former owner- he's one of the founders, but sold his interests long ago.
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@JosephClark76
Joseph Clark
5 months
@AlacritysWhatev Me either, since the owner came out for Donny Von Poopypants
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
@JosephClark76 former owner- he sold out in more ways than one
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@58rughooker
Donnah
5 months
@AlacritysWhatev Well no wonder; you're a cheap tipper!
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
@58rughooker IT'S A MARATHON NOT A SPRINT!!!
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@db_pdx
Scary Science Guy
5 months
@AlacritysWhatev Funny story: I went to a strip club with my friend in Hawaii years ago. There, the strippers don't dance at all unless you wave a tip; They just sit on the dance floor and wait. Tip them and they dance for a minute. It's kind of like the 25% default tip at the self-check.
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
@db_pdx kinda like the old horsey rides in front of grocery stores- they don't move unless you pay.
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@AgamemnonRex
Agamemnon and REX
5 months
@AlacritysWhatev Making it rain inside a public building is a no no...
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
@AgamemnonRex especially if it's rolled coin.
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@Pattyfalino
Patricia Graham Falino
5 months
@AlacritysWhatev Next time try a 5 er.
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
@Pattyfalino rather tip 50 times than 10- it's a marathon, not a sprint ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@WayneGardner56
Wayne ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
5 months
@AlacritysWhatev Of course not, premium strippers get a fiver.
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
@WayneGardner56 not with a can like that, dude
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@GuySouthaustin
Guy Southaustin
5 months
@AlacritysWhatev That paste REALLY likes you, I can tell.๐Ÿ˜‰
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
@GuySouthaustin same thing the guy at the ferrari dealership said- followed by "NO TOUCHING"
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@AndyMcfadden2
Elon Musk-Adjacent
5 months
@AlacritysWhatev @RockyMountViews Splitting a dollar between 2 strippers? They'll never let you back in!
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@AlacritysWhatev
Alacrity's Ghost
5 months
@AndyMcfadden2 @RockyMountViews c'mon- they're just standing there. ain't really much worth tipping for until they take something off ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพ
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