Agent Chud
@AgentChud
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Things are only impossible until they are not. I will dump on you. Xs are not financial advice | artist https://t.co/HDvoq27QWj | advisor @3janexyz
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Joined December 2023
Btw... Did you know you can add burnonomics to your home screen for a web app like experience? Open burnonomics in safari, click the three dots bottom right, click "share", click add to home screen. Now you have a full fledged @Chainflip dashboard on your phone! $flip
Finished non-evm broker / integrator enrichment for Rango burnonomics should have ~98+% coverage of all broker / integrator activities now. DISTRIBUTION. $Flip
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Pumpdotfun Legal Update Today we filed a Notice of Defendant Misconduct in Aguilar v. Baton Corp. Ltd., et al. (SDNY), placing on the record documented harassment, identity misuse, and threats directed at plaintiffs and counsel during ongoing federal litigation.
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If you're staking $lqty, make sure to move your votes to the uni v4 pool asap. Grow the pie.
If you stake $LQTY, read this article. To onboard bigger users and capital allocators, liquidity must be improved. Issue: - Swaps >$1M have too much slippage Solution: - Move your PIL votes into Uni v4 Result: - Bigger swaps possible - Capital allocators can start using V2 -
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Ai so crazy bc if the endgame is real... And I think it is... Infinite inflows national security mode... The entire world changes on the blink of an eye. It's already happening now...and accelerating. Wake the fuck up.
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It's not even close to being a bubble yet, and ai will accelerate quantum timelime. Turning a blind eye is retarded.
Agree with @adam3us. Quantum computing is a bubble. Won’t break secp256k1 any time soon.
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Last update for the day... Added "updated x minutes ago text" to every page. Data is updated every 30m. Also pushed some changes to the flow map (sankey diagram) for cleaner visualization. $flip
Btw... Did you know you can add burnonomics to your home screen for a web app like experience? Open burnonomics in safari, click the three dots bottom right, click "share", click add to home screen. Now you have a full fledged @Chainflip dashboard on your phone! $flip
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Et tu, Brute?
🚨 TOM LEE’S FUND SEES BITCOIN BACK TO $60K SOON Fundstrat, led by Tom Lee, told clients to expect a major crypto correction in H1 2026. In an internal report, crypto head Sean Farrell said his base case points to $BTC at $60K–$65K, $ETH at $1.8K–$2K, and $SOL at $50–$75.
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Seriously? That’s your question, @elonmusk ?
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The Epstein files just dropped and it’s absolutely horrendous for Bill Clinton
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Finished non-evm broker / integrator enrichment for Rango burnonomics should have ~98+% coverage of all broker / integrator activities now. DISTRIBUTION. $Flip
Just pushed a new update too! So previously, any integrator was extracted from the chainflip archival graphql endpoint... but some brokers like rango / lifi handle affiliate (integrator) fee splits on their own. The new integrator table looks at every tx that has a broker id
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40 yo suburban mom: Oh boy I sure hope giving my 10 year old son a phone will be good for him Her son’s IG reels:
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putting my chud son in the retard rotator
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Please do not rape Max guys
I am being threatened with rape and murder for representing my clients. We are documenting each of these threats and will address them through the appropriate legal channels. Threats of violence will not stop us from fulfilling our ethical duties as attorneys or from continuing
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