Joelius Maximus
@Adelstonus
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Ok y'all are nice saying we should run our new ad REAL GIRLS ROCK on the Superbowl... you do realize a :30 second ad during the Superbowl is $8M! We're a start up! We need viral views! So share it please. Don't just like. Share!
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A free-love socialist commune saved by… selling silverware? Only when the Oneida Community dropped socialism and became capitalists, did the community thrive. It's not the only commune turned into a company. They have to, because socialism, even small communes, ALWAYS fail:
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"We moved to the cloud to save money" is the greatest lie in tech history. You moved to the cloud so nobody has to rack servers. Own it. Your AWS bill is a lifestyle choice, not a cost optimization.
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Send this to every Democrat you know: Don’t let Trump cheat! Pass the SAVE ACT!
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In Edgy Grammys Performance, Fully Clothed Woman Sings Beautiful Song https://t.co/yuZe1Cp20L
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Murders plummeted more than 20% from the year before, the single-largest one-year drop on record — and 2025's might be the lowest murder rate in the U.S. since 1900, a new study found.
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The 2025 national homicide rate might be the lowest recorded in the U.S. since 1900.
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Seriously - WATCH ALL OF THIS! 🔥🔥👇🏼 “We got people literally camping in the streets, crying, lightning candles, holding signs, getting f*cking arrested, doing the most for people who broke into this country illegally, but when it comes to American veterans sleeping under the
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I’ve seen people shamed on here for using “pretentious” words like foliage and complimentary. We ought to normalize having an interesting & expansive vocabulary. Don’t allow yourself to be bamboozled into speaking only in monosyllables for the sake of the illiterate.
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Can we fucking stop mentioning Burrow when talking about how shocking it is that X qb isn’t in the playoffs. It’s shocking for Mahomes. It’s surprising for Lamar. Joe fucking Burrow made the playoffs twice in 6 years. He’s missed them more than he’s made them. Cut the shit.
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Congrats to the Eagles on completing the shortest dynasty of all time 🏆⏱️ One title ≠ a dynasty… but expecting Philly fans to understand that might be asking too much 😅 Anyway, back to calling for your coach to be fired again 👋
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For everyone freaking out about what happened in Venezuela. The helicopters you see in the videos are peaceful fishing helicopters!
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Travis Kelce 2025 season. 🏈 76 Receptions 🏈 851 Yards 🏈 5 Touchdowns 🏈 TE3 overall (193.2 fantasy points) #ChiefsKingdom Today is the last day to retweet and vote for @TKelce in the #WPMOYChallenge
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Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving. My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password. He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad. I looked at the device. Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption. I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network. So I didn’t give him the
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Xavier Worthy posted this on his Instagram 🔥 📷 IG | worthyyy
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A popular meme says baby boomers used to be able to “own a home on one income.” Millennial @jeremybney agrees. But- Today's homes are not the homes people were buying in the past, says @norbertjmichel. They're much bigger and nicer. More:
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Have you seen this meme? It’s WRONG! @norbertmichel shows us HOW wrong. https://t.co/OCCg7YupKS
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