ActuallyJordan
@ActuallySteven
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Someone once told me I was the Bad Boy of cakes.
Manchester
Joined June 2009
Hey @voguemagazine i’ve got an idea for you!
Jennifer Lawrence wears a custom look designed by Sarah Burton to the 83rd Annual Golden Globes Awards. The satin shawl collar bomber in powder pink worn over a slashed tulle dress with satin stitch and sequin embroidery, matching clutch, and powder pink satin sandals Givenchy
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Hydration strategy ❓Lots of talk about electrolytes & recovery? Do I go @use_cadence or Puresport? Opinions please, running Twitter.
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Training plan ✅ Sorted, feeling quietly confident in this. Shoes ✅ (Brooks Glycerin Max in lime & navy, if I’m running, I’m doing it in style)
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Well… it’s official. 🏃♂️ @LondonMarathon 2026 place secured — thanks to @mariecurieuk 💛 I’m a non-runner taking on 26.2, so all tips, tricks, and “don’t do what I did” stories are very welcome. #LondonMarathon #MarathonTraining
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Has Diane Keaton been confirmed to attend the Met Gala on the arm of Alessandro Michele yet? 👀
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Susan Mayer subplot: I hope Mike likes me Bree Van de Kamp subplot:
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He's still a cunt
We caught up with @PalomaFaith on her new album The Glorification of Sadness, being a fierce ally to the LGBTQIA+ community and calling Rishi Sunk a “c**t” 👀 https://t.co/qQv4DHPLbK
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Dua putting that wig on!
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My soul would leave my fucking body if i saw this!
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When you’re at a party waiting for the first person to touch the snacks……..
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“Morning, welcome back. Hope you had a lovely Christmas and New Year break”
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There is nobody more important than Hilary Duff. Facts.
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No thoughts just Jennifer Aniston in a 1996 Chanel Micro Bikini.
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