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@Abn_Panzer

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Faller from planes, Rec shooter, Fish catcher, Bow hunter, Pheasant slayer, and Teller of Tales. Atropia Vet and a few others.

Somewhere over the DZ
Joined July 2023
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
2 years
I used to walk with giants! Pretty sure this one was 2010ish. 1st jump back in the 82nd after being away for a year. Great times!
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
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GM all! Rest, reflect, prep for the upcoming week. Do the things, build the tribe, make the memories!
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
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Raise your hand if you just took a Gas fireplace apart, changed the ingnition systems (pilot, thermocouple, thermopile) added a blower. All while leaning on the fireberglass mat. Currently very itchy. Just me? Cool. Cool. (Fireplace still doesnt work. Guess its the gas valve)
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
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My daughters have field dressed deer right along side me.
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
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GM!! Woke up this morning and wife asked: Wife: what are you doing today? Me: Going to go to the gym… Wife: I got a workout for you. Me: Ohhh, really? Wife: You can start bringing the Christmas boxes down. Me: (disappointed sigh)
@Abn_Panzer
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Wife: Lets go to LOWES Me: Ok.. lets go. [Narrator] Little did he know they were Christmas Tree shopping. I now have 3.
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ABN_Panzer
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Wife: Lets go to LOWES Me: Ok.. lets go. [Narrator] Little did he know they were Christmas Tree shopping. I now have 3.
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@RileyRooTwo
Odelicious DaRoo
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At Phantom Airborne Brigade, we don’t just serve—we bring smiles, hope, and a touch of magic to children who need it most. This Christmas, our mission is clear: ensure every child at Fostering Hope Florida feels seen, loved, and celebrated. ✨ Our initiatives: Gift Giving:We
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@Abn_Panzer
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@AccountableGOP
Republican Accountability
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Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
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Sitting in the gym, purposely waited for the work crowd to leave, thinking I need to get a Border Patrol or BORTAC hat to clear this place out…
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
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GM! Starting my weekend a day early. But got a feeling wife has made plans for this already. Make plans! Crush your goals! Be good! My heart rate after seen Phantom Airborne BDE’s ‘26 jump schedule and seeing 2 water jumps AND a night jump! Gonna be lit!
@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
3 days
Hey, @RileyRooTwo, I think I found a solution to any future jumps that we may run out of time on. May allow a few more jumpers too. @JustJamesMedic @mybeardgonewild @strattonbooks @MThomasOTF @FertigNeverDies @RealBurgerGod
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
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Add to it... it doesnt give you any notifications you have a chat waiting to be read.
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ABN_Panzer
3 days
Really Really disliking X's dumb ass chat encryption thing. More-so since you can't disable it / turn it off.
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
3 days
Shhhh.... Sleepy Bradleys are sleepy. Just a couple of the world's bestest tanks taking a little siesta.
@usawtfm
U.S Army WTF! moments
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You both can't park there.
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
3 days
Hey, @RileyRooTwo, I think I found a solution to any future jumps that we may run out of time on. May allow a few more jumpers too. @JustJamesMedic @mybeardgonewild @strattonbooks @MThomasOTF @FertigNeverDies @RealBurgerGod
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
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GM all! Had every intention for a light shoulder lift today. Now struggling to raise my arms as I sit in my work’s parking lot. I know better and my only competition is me… but that guy is an ass. Be good! Almost to the end of the week!
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@LookingOver2025
L0°ST
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I wanna think that GWOT bros get this vibe more than most.
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@Abn_Panzer
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Me: I need NODs Wife: Why? Me:
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
4 days
Could you imagine the 'foot / crotch cam' footage on my next jump if -1lb = +1inch... I'm about to crash diet this bitch. I may need to switch over to wide angle. 😂🤣😂
@RealBurgerGod
BurgerGod
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@uncledoomer Well I’m now at 26 inches mothetfuckers
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
4 days
GM all We find ourselves, once again, at the 1/2 way point of the week. Back in the office 🫤 after an incredible event with the boys. Group shot: Not pictured is @strattonbooks who didnt jump but came down to help the others at the chute shack. Much respect! Meet your mutuals!
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GM All. 24... You may be asking yourself: 'What does this number represent?' 'why is he posting it?', 'Is it the hours of the day?' Well.. yes it is. However... it is also 24 degrees outside... in N Alabama?!? WTF? Brrr. Be good, stay warm! Happy Veterans Day!
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
5 days
I've had my share of cruddy C-130 rides... But, holy cow... Tail and Front sheered from the middle leaving the middle section to pinwheel to the ground. No bueno.
@TheInsiderPaper
Insider Paper
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BREAKING: Turkish military cargo plane C-130 crashes on Georgia-Azerbaijan border, Turkey's defense ministry says
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@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
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GM All. 24... You may be asking yourself: 'What does this number represent?' 'why is he posting it?', 'Is it the hours of the day?' Well.. yes it is. However... it is also 24 degrees outside... in N Alabama?!? WTF? Brrr. Be good, stay warm! Happy Veterans Day!
@Abn_Panzer
ABN_Panzer
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Mmmmm... I now have ideas... But need to do some work & shaping.
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