☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴
@ATonofFun
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Former actor, stand-up comic. Thoughts are my own and nobody else's. I'm not illuminati.
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Joined July 2011
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Holy shit, I completely forgot about this app....What the fuck have I missed?
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Thank you to all who have supported me, and shared stages with me, I will never forget any of you. Make sure you turn off the lights as you leave, we'll see you in the funny pages. 3/3
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I have met a lot of fantastic people through comedy, and it has given me way more than I ever deserved, but I think now is the time to end it, and see what else I can get done on my remaining years, how ever many that may be. 2/3
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Not that this will make a huge impact on anyone, but as of July 23, 2024, I'm done. Been plying away at this for almost twenty years, and I don't have it in me anymore. The writing, the shows, the failures, it's not enjoyable for me anymore. 1/3
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Nice to see Chat GPT is working in politics now
Penny, I couldn’t agree more. Food’s pretty important to doing your best in school. We’re going to make sure kids across the country have meals at school, whether they can bring their own or not — just like your school’s program does. Thanks for the letter.
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Doesn't matter that they can't afford food, or have a pension that can cover both food and lodging, but yay, they can have their teeth fixed. #NoFuckingClue #TaxThisFuckFace
Oh, and over 4,400 seniors got dental care – today - thanks to the Canadian Dental Care Plan.
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I think the epitome of zero fucks given is wearing anal beads as a necklace. #WTF #FuckFashion #BlinkTwiceIfYouNeedHelp
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Why the fuck are we angry with Bears? Somebody eat their porridge again? #ManVsBear #WTFDidIMiss #GoBruins
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NEW - Trudeau says the opposition leader is proposing "to make Canada great again. That is not what Canadians want." https://t.co/RYloGVWICH
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I'm so glad that so many people are calling Drake a dick, I've felt this about him for years....what? Showing his? Not showing he's a dick? #Nevermind
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Just saw @theempirestrips in Toronto, if I could figure out licensing, I have an idea....maybe @MelBrooks is free?
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If you qualify, which most probably don't. Just because you paid the tax doesn't mean you get the rebate.
Canadians to receive first carbon pricing rebate of 2024. Here’s how much you could get: https://t.co/fEXDa3rXBB
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Hey @scotiabank thanks for the psych out, fuckers. I am apparently not richer than I think. #PreApprovedThis
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I'm sorry, what now? Does this fucker work for Scotiabank?
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But wait, I thought it was Poilievre that wants to do all these things? Can we just get rid of all fucking politicians?
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Blue Monday or L'appel du vide, either way, this really sucks
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I am kinda surprised to see Copperfield's name on the list, figured a headliner like that wouldn't do kids parties?
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