Ham Randal
@AShittyEngineer
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Does it look like I know what’s going on right now? | OU 07 PiKapp | Snowman of Norman | Trophy Collector | Title IX survivor
My dealers house, your state
Joined June 2018
Grateful dead: Healthy amounts of Sky raspberry Rum Gin Razzmatazz Sweet n sour Sprite Enjoy
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Brown people don’t even make hype edits about their militaries anymore they just look at you like this
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Photo taken at 2:01am , the exact moment the ayatollah was obliterated
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That “he died like a dog” is going to hit like crack off a toilet seat
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I didn't even know he was sick.
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In all seriousness I hit on a single mother last night and nobody stopped me and I can’t tell if that’s more of a judge of personal character or my friends
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Starting the night with crashing a house party and ending it by kicking down an Airbnb door
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I’m at Afters you can’t think of, in places you can’t uber to, with people who don’t exist, getting home at hours you should be asleep
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Found Jane from braking bag, unfortunately she has a kid, went to jail, and is on probation ⛳️⛳️⛳️
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We would like to thank Lead Cashier Colby for quickly repairing our Coke machine after it began making ungodly noises today.
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Chud walk. I don’t even understand how the fuck my chud talk
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Another satisfied customer
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My dad just put an offer in, y’all sig ep boys can rent rooms from him and cosplay being a fraternity. #Passiveincome
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