Andrew Stallard
@APStallard7
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Owner of Stallard & Co, firm of accountants & tax advisors. Proud father of two amazing daughters. Head coach of Chelmsford City u13 girls.
Chelmsford
Joined June 2011
Be careful today #snow It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it
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F*ck Arsenal F*ck Arteta F*ck that dirty r*pist Thomas Partey F*ck the referee You don’t deserve anything @Arsenal
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If it was Doku blocking Raya, Arsenal fans would be filing petitions right now
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Makes you miss the Liverpool vs. Manchester City title races. Attacking, free flowing, integrity defining football. Mikel Arteta’s 24/25 Arsenal are the downright most disgusting, morally unsound, corrupt team I have ever seen play in the recent era. Playing defensive football
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It is not about Arsenal playing defensive football. That is not a problem. The issue is monumental cheating and unsportsmanlike behaviour. — Faking injuries near the end of the game to time waste. — Their set pieces tactics consist of fouling the oppositions goalkeeper. —
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A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose
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In 1995, 14 wolves were released in Yellowstone National Park. No one expected the miracle that the wolves would bring [📹 Protect All Wildlife] https://t.co/anP2gmkIFB
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Eric Dier has now reached as many Champions League semi-finals as Arsenal have in their entire history 🫣 https://t.co/As18nObaae
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Arsenal have been knocked out of the Champions League after losing 1-0 to Bayern Munich at the Allianz Area on Wednesday. The Gunners missed out on the chance to qualify for the semi-finals of the…
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If you ever feel dumb then just remember that Saka had an open goal to shoot at in the 95th min but he dived instead.
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