North London guide to the UK. http://t.co/qnEkeys357

Some of you may have seen footage on @GHRNewsUK (TikTok), which has now been shared on @UKCopHumour of our Atlas being a little rascal & stealing PC Metcalf’s limelight during a recent interview 😆 The full interview & content is pending but for now, enjoy 😄

Our horses got a bit of a treat yesterday…. 🍎 Some were out smarted or confused by the concept, Luna wasn’t particularly impressed being expected to put some effort in & Atlas nearly got one stolen 😂 However, with a helping hand, they got there in the end 🍎🍎🍎

Morning run ✌🏻

#summerholidays #schoolsout

This is Hazel. She knows turtlenecks can be a controversial fashion choice... but not when you look this h*ckin good in them. 14/10

Omg

Major love and respect to the Polish MP’s who co-ordinated their outfits to create a rainbow flag at the swearing in for their homophobic president Andrzej Duda 🏳️‍🌈

It’s never too early for...TRAIN GIN

Halloween is really the fucking best in NYC

Weather report from the scoot park: FUCKING BALTIC.

Friday night. Where the clothes are stretchy and the bras are removed.

Stomach: <on the verge of rupturing> Mouth: yes I’d love another four roast potatoes please thanks

Feels like time for some Sunday Afternoon Casual Drinking & Bidding on EBay

Kim Kardashian: Women should buy and wear waist trainers. Me:

I am in a queue at the Post Office next to what I like to call The Display of Beautiful Temptation.

I’ll see you next spring.

This is everything you need today.

Shorts and a thick cardi because British summer.

Bank holiday gin thank you please.