A Fat Deer
@AFatDeer666
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The rumors are true, I'll be eating a few pounds of spicy boiled bugs for dinner tonight.
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I will always cherish this story, and I will continue to discuss and commend it, regardless of how many years have passed. https://t.co/ejOVfW47zW
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It's Friday and I am in the mood to eat it from the back 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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I can hear the song in my head
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I have watched this an insurmountable amount of times
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Me when I uhhhh me when I ummmmm oh fuck it my dick small
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The worm living in my intestines is telling me to get taco bell for lunch today
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Need someone (preferably a woman) to spoon me (from behind) and press their large hard nipples into my back
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Simple but incredibly good dinner! Pasta with Tuscan style lamb sausage from the butcher down the road. Roasted cherry tomatoes, onion and garlic in the oven then just dumped it in 👍👍👍👍
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Valentine's day turkey leg for lunch! Brined/cured it for 2 nights and it turned into ham.
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This is me while the woman I asked to spend the rest of her life with me is in the other room yelling at me to keep it down
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Yes honey, I am bringing this buzzball into the shower with me.
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Jarvis, launch Overwatch, open my beer and begin stroking at a medium pace.
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