how my mom made me wear Halloween costumes

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height weight and size ordered are going to heaven

I be at other ppl house turning their lights off.

Kids keep talking about 6-7 wait until yall learn bout 9-5

October 31st. November 1st

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I have officially decided to stop taking life so seriously. I will be doing all things from a place of whimsical childlike wonder. Thank you.

My last day of work for the year is tomorrow. Our twin girls could come at any time. Like, wtf is life right now 😮

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

i love when someone says “that’s so you” it’s nice knowing i have a little vibe of my own

Listen, I am over the moon excited to have these twin baby girls…but I don’t sleep, my feet look like legos, I’m overstimulated by students ALL day, and I’m on limited caffeine intake. Jesus, take the wheel

Figured out how to access my old account again… Im back bitches ✌️

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Me at the end of a Zoom meeting where I said nothing for 55 minutes

I think it’s weird as shit that I only get to spend 4-5 hours a day with my BABY.

I'm not proud of the person I become when I see a cheese tray at a party.