… Saturday morning mood. I have all the goods: Good book - “Uphill” by @jemelehill Good stick with @caocigars #Flathead660 Good music by #waymantisdale

Watch @BETHer do a #NiaLong movie marathon this weekend! WATCH!!! #AllNiaAllWeekend

Hitting up San Antonio this Saturday, May 28th at the #UpstageComedyLounge with @gisofcomedy! Two shows at 8pm & 10pm - slide thru and bring me a @Whataburger !! #MemorialDay2022 #MemorialDayWeekend

… I just had my picture taken with the @googlepixel 6 and my credit went up 73 points.

… hey @willsmith ummm I’m with @jadapsmith on this one. Not funny. And I’m a comedian. #GiGiPrank

… not the cowboy boots kid in the neighborhood @willsmith ??? There is always one of those in every ’hood. In Oak Park, (Sacramento) we had Chad. #GreatBook

… @stephenasmith @MollyQerim @FirstTake @espn I think Stewart is still pissed! #OnSite #StewartComing

Want comedy & fireworks for #IndependenceDay? The @LaughFactoryLBC is hosting a special 4th of July show with the @gisofcomedy! #military #veterans turned standup comedians! Get tix at https://t.co/CIjAozbxKx or https://t.co/jEJ5yV62lk! Then fireworks after from the Queen Mary!

... “I might not win, but I'm not going to lose!” - Kenny “The Jet” Smith Whaaaaaaa???? @NBAonTNT @TheJetOnTNT

… I just turned back with five minutes left in this Bucks vs Nets game and the @BrooklynNets have subbed in fans from section 205, sitting in seats A12, B16 ,C11, FF12, and GG8. #BlowOut @NBAonTNT @TheJetOnTNT @SHAQ @TurnerSportsEJ @jemelehill @NBA

… @stephenasmith - Devin Booker played like 2021 Kwame Brown!!

… Lebron out there quoting Rocky movies, and y’all think he’s a genius. #PaulySaidItFirst

... in honor of #TomJoynerTuesday on 10/28/18, we left the house to watch friends perform - but grateful to @flyjocktomjoyner, @oscarjoyner, @damonwilliamscomedy & @rodneyperrylive for allowing me to grace their stage that evening for a great cause. #ThankYou #OhOhOh #FlyJock

... even after 2 years @victoryboyd this is STILL one of the best moments of our lives! #ThankYou Legend says #Hi #Salute

... praying for my dude @sinbadbad

... @cmsaf_official in preparation for tomorrow, are you a two or three syllable user when saying “Veteran”? Vet’Trin vs Vet’er’rin #TwoSyllablesForLife

... haven't seen voting this tense since @AmericanIdol’s @RubenStuddard vs. @clayaiken. #Vote @JoeClair @Jeffsnation @itsgabrielleu @sinbadbad @TheRSMS @KevinHart4real

... @kamalaharris I had a friend stop by the office today. Flew all the way from Utah just to see me. #LetMeTellYouWhatHappenedLastNight #Flygate #Flygate2020 #vpdebate

... okay @itsgabrielleu @sinbadbad - I will vote for the first one who yells “You know what? F*ck you and the horse you rode in on!” #PresidentialDebate

... to be a fly on the wall at @BarackObama and @MichelleObama ‘s home right now!!!! #PresidentialDebate