#TrumpSacrifices ability to think before speaking , Bush was smarter

As opposed to the guy who flies around in his private jet and literally sits on golden thrones in his house.

John Oliver tears into "self-Serving, half-Man" Donald Trump and his response to Khizr Khan

#TBT to when @DMRegister called out the Iowa Partnership for Clean Water as designated attack dog of @IowaFarmBureau

Lead poisoning symptoms in adults Declines in mental functioning Memory loss Mood disorders Was the Donald exposed to lead??? :>O @Rosie

Hey @joniernst you forgot to note all the farm subsidies your family has taken in over the years. Yr "boot straps" = my taxes. Yr welfare.

#GrumpyCat is the @KimKardashian of the pet world.

It's funny how #freemarket folks quickly want more regulations when another law challenges their pocketbook.

Roll up your sleeves and pitch in. Don't expect everyone else to do the work. Get off your duff! A little tough love for slackers.

All the #botox #facelifts in the world can't hide an aging voicebox. You be you. At any age. Embrace the #wrinkly #wisdom of your face.

I'll begin with a classy tweet. Whoever invented thong undies must have sent their laundry out for cleaning. They forgot to include TONGS.