11/6/2024 Gas $2.57gal Milk $3.19gal Eggs $3.59dz We will revisit this post in 4 years 🇺🇸

How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?

@8WithaTiara @drodvik52

Please don't knock on my door to talk about God! ..... I don't knock on our door to talk about wine and vibrators, do I?

If Gozilla were real, he'd produce an estimated 12,921,400 gallons of urine a day.

WTAF??? The Trump admin asked SCOTUS to allow it to end Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for roughly 350,000 Haitians living LEGALLY in the United States.

Exude happiness, but carry a baseball bat just in case

Please don't knock on my door to talk about God! ..... I don't knock on our door to talk about wine and vibrators, do I?

How about when somebody soft blocks you a couple times you should get the hint that they’re just not that into you? It’s not rocket science

Everyone I know: OG means on god. My last brain cell: original gangster

That terrifying moment when your cat enters your room, stares at something you cant see, and then runs away in panic.

I just had a whole argument with the fuckin wind.. cuz.. bitch, dont fuckin push me.

If you draw a blank, what exactly does it look like?

Do you know what a healthy pregnant sheep is called? Well, due ewe?

Hating me won’t fix your marriage.

I just had a whole argument with the fuckin wind.. cuz.. bitch, dont fuckin push me.

I think ChatGPT is a woman And GROK is not

It's "National Procrastination Week." But you can put off celebrating it until next week, if you want.

No one, literally, no one is jealous of a geriatric catfish who hates her own life so much, she cosplays as someone completely different on the internet Ma’am, you smell like desperation and White Claws

I hear a kitty outside, but I don’t see it asshole cat don’t be meowing at my door. If you’re not gonna let me be your friend.

That terrifying moment when your cat enters your room, stares at something you cant see, and then runs away in panic.