Genuinely thought this was Gretchen Whitmer at first.

It’s like they invented this just to make me look like a dumbass

If your stomach already feels weird you may as well keep eating.

I wish dispensaries would knock it off with the branded bags. Make discretion cool again.

Take me back to the days when young guv would tweet and delete like kanye.

RT @PlonkerImageLtd: This is the most perfect physical release. Nothing tops this in terms of songcraft, performance, recording quality, an….

I regret not claiming the username “ominous whooshing”.

RT @Parrobot7: Que guapa la Nintendo switch 2

Could someone please make some assumptions about me based on this? Yes I already have an app for that but it’s just not the same

spotify is Bad but I love checking the daylist

RT @cozysnoopys: forward facing snoopy always brings joy

Wishing someone a happy birthday in a group chat is so 🤢 to me. You either make everyone else look bad or you’re pathetically chiming in, which makes it look like you forgot.

My facebook marketplace recommendations have gotten really good

RT @animalesthetic:

Feels like I should take this with a grain of salt considering the writer’s last name is Sugar

Where are they now? Will they ever release anything else??.

RT @esnupicore:

RT @OoCPokemon: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

RT @sinnoh_CEO: RT the Bidoogre to curse your timeline

RT @readyamyefire: my 92 year old grandmother during my birthday lunch: you know who I think is very handsome? that murderer boy.