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nope, i don’t like this one bit #BreakfastSandwichTwitter

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@85mf
Mike
2 years
for the likely scenario where twitter never works again
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Mike
10 months
Exhilarating viewing experience, glad I stayed up.
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Mike
11 months
Nick Bosa looks confused out there, usually when he’s surrounded by this much white it’s to storm the Capitol
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Mike
11 months
Kyle Lowry is a real bastard (complimentary)
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Mike
11 months
Horrible call in the Sixers game
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Mike
11 months
Great game everyone. Hope these refs eat bad lunch meat.
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Mike
11 months
Yeah great point. Maybe I’ll start looking into this “Donald Trump” guy since he’s been such a blank slate for my entire life to this point.
@JDVance
JD Vance
11 months
One of the most important skills I see in successful (and good) people is to constantly reevaluate assumptions. They make predictions based on various inputs, some of them unknown, and reevaluate based on what they got right and wrong. They trust people not because they're always
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Mike
11 months
lol who’s uncertain
@WTAE
WTAE-TV Pittsburgh
11 months
Trump's win brings uncertainty to borrowers hoping for student loan forgiveness | Click on the image to read the full story
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Mike
11 months
just declare bankruptcy nobody cares and you’ll probably win next time
@tarapalmeri
Tara Palmeri
11 months
NEW: The Harris financial juggernaut, which raised well over $1 billion, is still soliciting cash and has begun seeking buyers for its email lists in order to stave off its debts—raising uncomfortable questions about where and how all that money was spent in the first place.
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Mike
11 months
I know the analytics say go for two but it feels like teams don’t get it in those late situations more often than not.
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Mike
11 months
They can’t stay in Chase’s area code
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Mike
11 months
Bengals defense, yiiiikes
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Mike
11 months
redeems the whole week
@Brett_McMurphy
Brett McMurphy
11 months
Pitt adds 2030 home game w/Toledo
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@85mf
Mike
11 months
The days of bureaucrats telling you not to eat that whale are over buddy
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
11 months
RFK Jr tells MSNBC that he intends to clear out entire departments of the FDA
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Mike
11 months
The one promise the Democrats kept is they made sure Jan. 6 wouldn’t happen again. Credit where it’s due.
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Mike
11 months
last sentence nails it
@joshuahind
Joshua Hind
11 months
The Liberals and NDP are charging full speed into the same brick wall that destroyed the Democrats. You can't campaign on the other guy. People who like the other guy don't wanna hear it, people who don't already know why. You either promise real things, or you want to lose.
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@85mf
Mike
11 months
[opens hood] see there’s your problem. you’re not selling anything.
@maxpcohen
Max Cohen
11 months
Checking in on House Dem sources this AM… “This is as bad as I’ve ever seen. This was a total and complete repudiation of the Democratic Party. People are not buying what we’re selling. Period.”
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Mike
11 months
Anyway congrats to Brett Favre, the crypto industry’s legal bills, Nick Bosa and Hulk Hogan. Huge win for you fine people.
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Mike
11 months
Casey lost to the fucking YANGling guy, good god what a pathetic performance up and down the ticket
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Mike
11 months
so no miracles overnight, huh. well this sucks.
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Mike
11 months
Obama turned out to be far from perfect and so was the ACA but at least he had something concrete to offer to when it was time to get reelected. Now they’re 1 for 3 offering “not Trump.” “Stock market up” matters to way fewer people than they think.
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