order a mirror online from @Lowes, it shows up shattered, spend last week & 1/2 repeatedly calling customer service, they refuse to refund if I don’t drive it to the store (in the car I don’t have) - even through it was delivered they cannot do return label & pick up 👍🏻

Calendar & weather: it’s still summer! For a while! I got you! All things internet: the fuck you say. For the next two months it’s Halloween, then it’s Christmas and a minute later it’s next year. Buckle up suckers.

If you need me, I’ll be taking the next two hours to recover from a 45 min tech-support call with my mother…

"We cannot lose sight of our duty to our fellow human beings and the balance we must achieve to preserve our precious Earth. If we head into space without cherishing and protecting our home, we are not explorers as much as deserters."

Oh look, the red flashing light of internet death. Once again hitspotting off @ATT phone b/c @GetSpectrum is out. This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 daily.

Oh look, @GetSpectrum @Ask_Spectrum is down for the second night in a row. Good thing phone is with @ATT 😡

When the @BestBuy install guy mixes up the hot & cold hoses on the @LG washer, we discover the error, and it will be 4 days until they can have someone here to do the 5 min fix. And no, I don’t have the tools. Thanks for nothing.

Uber Eats just spent $5.5 million plus whatever it cost to get Cardi B, Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey to tell us to "support local restaurants" while putting local restaurants out of business by charging them 30% delivery fees.

A $15 min wage would cut 1.4 million jobs and remove 900,000 people from poverty. How could losing jobs eliminate poverty? Those "lost" jobs are actually 2nd jobs needed to make ends meet. 1 good job at $15/hour is better than 2 bad ones at $7.25/hour https://t.co/JBCWc1yR6d

As Pence claims credit, Pfizer says it did NOT join in the administration's partnership. Pfizer head of vaccine development Dr. Kathrin Jansen told the NY Times: “We were never part of the Warp Speed ... We have never taken any money from the U.S. government, or from anyone.”

Things Covid has proven: 1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely 2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didnt want them to. 3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury 4. Universal healthcare is necessary

News Corp clarifies its climate change stance. https://t.co/d1cSTLns5x

Shame on Morrison for continuing with the lie that he couldn’t have known about the horrors ahead of us in this bushfire season. He was warned by his own department, firefighting chiefs, and climate scientists but chose to ignore them all. Unprecedented doesn’t mean unforeseen.

Oh @TPG_Telecom at least you’re consistent with your crap connection. 😐

Dear @TSA, while I appreciate security checks, it would be nice if you didn’t add additional things to my bag. This business card was NOT there when I packed. Not as bad as the spray alcohol bottle left years ago, but still. So much for protocol 🙄

...Of course linking these two laws means nothing will ever happen with either, but I you can’t say I didn’t try really really hard - I’m tweeting about it so that totally counts as being presidential.

FRUMP: Must condemn hate (unless I’m spewing it of course - also we can’t let those immigrants in, I do hate them). Take guns away from white, American-born domestic terrorists (but only if gun law can be held hostage by my unrelated immigration demands). ...cont...

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