Puppy kisses have healing powers.

You guys ever watch Hot Ones? You ever notice they include animations when the person being interviewed is especially boring and lame? The Sydney Sweeney one is essentially a 20 minute cartoon lol.

I think if more of us called this platform by its actual name “X”, more people would recognize that the platform we once knew as Twitter is dead. I kinda hate X and what it stands for so I have a blue sky account if anyone wants to follow me over there.

RT @jacksfilms: Saying hi to Checkers

RT @jacksfilms: Got a 4th dog! Say hello to Checkers

Pretty frightened about project 2025 becoming my reality, so please excuse me while I go rock back and forth in the corner.

Chipwich just asked me if I ever go to my own house or I just hang around hers because I love her so much 😒.

The only reason I still do the wordle is because it helps me gauge how psychic I’m going to be that day.

Imagine lying in a job interview and the interviewer was like “actually what you just said is factually incorrect” and you were like “YOU PROMISED I COULD SAY ANYTHING I WANTED” and like they would still hire you jfc.

Jack has lived in the SF valley for 14 years. After admitting he didn’t know where Tarzana was,he just asked me if the SF valley is considered “the west side”.

.@jacksfilms billion dollar idea: My Size ReactBot.

Listen I saw chimp crazy and I don’t think it worked because I kinda want a chimp now.

One of my favorite things about dogs is how they wear name tags like it’s their first day of kindergarten.

Ok @NYTGames this is BS

Can’t get the beetlejuice theme out of my head. That Danny elfman dude should look into making music full time!.

Ok who are the people actually playing the games on Netflix and are we all missing out.

As a person with a cowlick right in the front of my hairline I just want all you girlies with bangs to know how lucky you are.

I just want the world to know that Jack is watching a watchmojo video right now.

Wow @HarvardBiz is out here delivering earth shattering research

Try reading Celine Dion’s Wikipedia page I dare you.

Are orcas born wicked? Or is wickedness thrust upon them?.