Dan
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recovering academic. relapsing poster. mentally ill, but generally chill. I don’t take myself seriously and neither should you.
Joined March 2017
This isn’t a Twitter account, this is me live-tweeting going insane
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how many time travelers did his parents talk to
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
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At least one of Toronto’s division rivals is going to be strengthened by them finishing out of the playoffs
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Very thoughtful of Shoeless Joe’s restaurant to be so mindful of their customers’ eating safety, particularly those named Mitch.
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@gardenstparker I mean Biznasty, for how annoying he is, is a genuine ally and dropped a company for their transphobia. So like…sir please start a podcast of your own
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Clueless white boy writes in perfect woke, shocks professors and TAs
TRENDING: An essay Carson Beck wrote at Georgia has resurfaced after his viral quote last week in which he said, “I graduated two years ago.” It’s safe to say it was always NFL or bust for the Miami quarterback.
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Drag name so fire i almost liked a hate tweet
Drag queen named “Erika Qwerk” is now mocking Erika Kirk grieving after her husband was ass*ssinated Absolutely disgusting
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mama that’s a drill bit
I found this outside my sons daycare this morning. This is what its like living in the inner city, think of the children.
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Hey so what the fuck
Bessent pushes Albertan independence from Canada: "Albertans are very independent people. There's a rumor they may have a referendum on whether they want to stay in Canada or not. People are talking. People want sovereignty. They want what the US has got."
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As the people of Minneapolis rise up against ICE, it's painful and shameful that Canadian companies are selling armoured vehicles to Trump's masked militia and providing tech support to the dept of Homeland Security. Like the people of Minneapolis, Chicago, Atlanta and other
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Local man desires sucking AND blowing, simultaneously
According to @FriedgeHNIC Marner was angry that the team didn't make a bigger deal about his ankle injury. Here's a clip of him getting pissy with the media for asking about it. If he didn't want to talk about it then why was it the team's responsibility? #LeafsForever
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In the four years since Eghbali said Chelsea were poorly managed under Roman, they’ve had two front of shirt sponsors (and neither for a full season).
Chelsea have not had a long-term front-of-shirt sponsor for over two seasons. However, sources say there is a logic behind their process. @reallycerys and @SJohnsonSport spoke to experts on whether the calculated risk could pay off ⤵️ 🔗 https://t.co/4Q4NvvnJPC
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Mitch Marner is the rising tide lifting all boats in Vegas. After a nasty divorce from the Maple Leafs organization, Marner is thriving with the Golden Knights. https://t.co/F0bKJcekmP
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Whataboutism like this is exactly how Russia justified the invasion of Ukraine 👍 please be self-aware for one second
canadians getting a little too loud about feeling superior as if they dont do the same shit in a different font
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Canadian smugness is stupid, unhelpful and really obnoxious on its own merits but there does come a point at which this isn't really true lol
canadians getting a little too loud about feeling superior as if they dont do the same shit in a different font
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Edmonton in bio, opinion irrelevant
Even Torontonians are laughing at this CNN reporter's encounter with Greenland's "harsh" conditions.
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Rene Levesque spinning in his grave so quickly it could be used to generate power
After Carney finished his speech in Quebec City, he went outside to meet with Bonhomme Carney had a chat with Bonhomme (who talks?!?!), gave him a big hug and did a high kick #cdnpoli
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