#ThereShouldBeALaw
that foods can’t have an expiration of February 14th because no one wants to see their food with a date on Valentine’s Day when they’re home alone.
Pauly Shore is trending, so here’s a throwback pic from when I him while walking through a Las Vegas casino! October 2006.
#paulyshore
#LasVegas
@PaulyShore
@CBSNews
Maybe chaotic for news organizations, but a breath of fresh air for (much of) the rest of us. 🤷🏻♂️ You guys should just jump to another social media platform and stick it to him! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BachelorABC
Well.... if you don't want people to miss out, then don't pull this nonsense on the night that was supposed to be the finale. 🤦🏻♂️ To be honest, if I miss out on tonight's show, I don't think I'll be missing much. 🤷🏻♂️
#BachelorNation
#BachelorFinale
#TheBachelor
@altonbrown
I had someone put chili on top of some really sweet cornbread recently.. I was doubtful at first, but it was an oddly tasty combination. I know they usually go together, but separate. So this cinnamon roll looks alright with the chili 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏻♂️
@KNBR
@Graham_SFN
People commenting that it’s SF fans against SF fans.... but he’s wearing a Cincinnati hat and for a totally different sport?! 🤔🤷🏻♂️ I know I’m no sports expert, buuuuuuut.....
@TalbertSwan
Not a great look for a pastor to be acting childish like this on Twitter. I wonder how much praise you give Apostle Paul for his contribution to the Bible, and how much of his writings you quote... do you forget about his life pre-Christ? 🤔
@cjtradex
@nypost
🤣🤣🤣 if climate change, errrrrr global warming were so powerful as to deter kids from running around outside, then it would be making our environment so dang hot that we’d all be in shape from sweating so much, even just sitting inside.
@KTVU
@elonmusk
“Spoke to us”?🤣🤣😂 ok.... Is this the dialogue that gets people on the news now?! 🤦🏻♂️ I would have been more interested if you asked what his favorite foods are. This, this is just a waste of everyone’s time. Unless you’re just trolling. If so, bravo! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 keep trollin’
Wow!
#MySpace
is trending in 2020 😱😱😱 In that case, fun fact: My wife and I met on MySpace. We owe it to our mutual friend, Tom. He didn’t come to the wedding though. Never hear back. 🤷🏻♂️
This is what
#California
is all about! 🙏🏻 Thank you Lord for placing me in the area you did, in the year you did. Help me use any blessings from You to be a blessing to others. To you be the glory!
@w_terrence
One lifetime for every human life that was lost due to the things he urged people to inject, under false claims of safety. (If it continues down the path that it seems to be going, and that certain things injected were actually known to be terrible) seems a good place to start.
Saw
@theblackpanther
the other night. I thought it was great. The only thing that's bugged me about
@Marvel
movies recently is the increased use of foul language. With so much in the parks aimed at a younger audience, it's a bummer they encourage swear words.
@funder
Honest question... who are you? And as Jimmy Fallon might say, “Stop tweeting and start... well, your last name.” 🤷🏻♂️
#JimmyFallon
Really don’t know who this guy is. Just saw an opportunity for a Fallon inspired joke 🤣🤣🤣
@SenSchumer
Maybe you can just put the rest of the unseen 40+k hours of security footage on a cloud server and make it all public for viewing. Shoot, maybe even
@elonmusk
would be willing to host or for you. It would help support your story of events, right? 🤷🏻♂️
@seanfeucht
Why doesn’t he just preach the Word. If he doesn’t agree with song choice and attire, so be it. Jesus didn’t wear a suit and was only a few leather straps away from barefoot 🤷🏻♂️ This just reeks of insecurity.
@chrisbharrison
.Seems like there needs to be a staff shakeup over there to get rid of whoever's deciding what gets aired and not. 🤷🏻♂️
#BachelorNation
@KTVU
“On his Fb page, he wrote that he had been put on administrative leave from his position after a recent argument with his wife "landed me in jail that night."
He was facing charges of child endangerment and battery, to which he pleaded not guilty. He was due in court on Monday.”
It seems like if
@Disneyland
is being coined a “vaccine super site”, the people administering the vaccines should at least be dressed up as
@TheIncredibles
characters.... right? In other news,
#Disneyland
has ALWAYS been a super site 🤗✨
@nbcbayarea
Really sad. Black Bear Diner is one of my favorites. All the ones I’ve been to have been consistent quality. Good for the Vice President to make the statement that they’re allowed to still use the room. But that franchise manager should issue a formal apology
@its_the_Dr
@DineshDSouza
I wish my gas powered car with (7) USB ports, (3) 12v aux outlet and a 115v wall outlet had the capability to charge phones as well 😔
@JackPosobiec
Pretty crazy how much it must have cost to cgi in all the extras to keep up with Trump during the filming of this scene. His energy is on another level, they couldn’t find anyone who could do it in person 😱😱😱😱
#ChristiansForKanye
In response to the skeptics and judgemental comments that have been thrown around social media, how cool would it be to get this hashtag trending so
@kanyewest
sees that there’s a huge family who supports him!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
#KanyeWest
#KimKardashian