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@14Boquavious
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6 months
Think it's unreal we pay Sorokin $8.25 million and he was this out of position
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6 months
Empty net goal for Buffalo! Scored by Zach Benson with 04:54 remaining in the 3rd period. Assisted by Rasmus Dahlin and Bowen Byram. Buffalo: 4 New York: 0 #NYIvsBUF #LetsGoBuffalo #Isles
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@CorePython Why is he jerking off a ghost
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@Canes Now do your record in the Conference Finals
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For every like I'll name a player better than Oliver Wahlstrom
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@rattmartin Men will mock women for asking their zodiac sign and then blame dancing larry for their team not playing puck well
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@lilkd4wg Getting called "stunning" in a news article would feed my ego for the rest of my life
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@JFreshHockey Uhhhh let me be clear: Brock Nelson is an elite center, and be should be on Team USA.
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I come from June 8th, 2024
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@alarabofficial "You can't do that, that's a minor"
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The Islanders are the equivalent of me getting a burst of energy at 4 AM and thinking I can meet a deadline
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Wahlslob after getting a power play goal G4 when they're down 5-1 with 30 seconds left
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@14Boquavious
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8 months
Sorokin is under siege while these assholes are playing tiddlywinks on the outside looking in.
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@Tkachuckle @Canes THEY'RE SO MAD 😂😂
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@rattmartin Boquavious was such a gentleman. "Here's your 1000th point, now fuck off out of our building."
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@rattmartin Every 60 seconds in Africa... a minute passes
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2 years
@liam_mchugh In true Islanders fashion, he didn't score.
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6 months
Joonas Korpisalo, the literal worst goalie in the NHL, played better against the Devils on the first half of a back-to-back than Sorokin tonight. I fully acknowledge this team is not good, but they'd definitely be a bubble team if he did what he was paid to.
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@budlightlyman Absurdly common dom L
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@budlightlyman Yeah well that entire play happened because Dobson was too soft to lay the body.
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It's funny if Carolina chokes It's funny if the Rangers choke Life is great when you hedge your happiness
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@Philzfacts Don't forget his galaxy brain embellishment call on Barzal after he got crosschecked into the boards
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6 months
Varlamov would have stopped this
@GeneralMCNews
The General
6 months
BREAKING: U.S. to face extremely rare “cicada-geddon” as two generations of over 100 trillion cicadas will emerge together for the first time since 1803, shortly after the April 8th solar eclipse.
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@NYIslanders Ah yes, Johnston and MDC not producing, couldn't see that one coming.
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@stefen_rosner Sorokin's gotta chill bro. Humility is nice but we don't need him losing hair at 28 because he can't post a shutout every game.
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@Philzfacts Adam Fox giving him a stick tap for that oscar-worthy performance.
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@rattmartin Also they'll announce like every 9 months that a player like Bode Wilde was sent packing to Burma because he didn't shave his balls
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Anderslob when he's not playing the Islanders
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You: dejected. "Isles are cooked." Me: Ecstatic. "Another chance for Wahlslob."
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Wahlslob after staring directly at the eclipse and wondering why Fortnite looks weird
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@TheyLuvvLi_
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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@rattmartin Rangers fans were 2 shy of the record last year but now they have a problem lmao
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I honestly would like the Islanders' chances of winning this series if their special teams weren't so abysmal. Being unable to kill penalties in what is presumably otherwise a very stingy 5 on 5 flow could very well be their death knell. Oh well; house money.
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@14Boquavious
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Friendship with Slobrokin ended Say hello to Varslobov
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@rattmartin I wish they had half that intensity while they were getting caved in their own zone for a whole period
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@rattmartin No one's gonna talk about how Pelech got absolutely dogwalked by that guy for that shot to happen to begin with?
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Folks it ain't that deep. There's no such thing as a "true fan," and gatekeeping that is just neckbeard shit. For the record, though, I hope the series goes 7 and the winner's corpse gets devoured by Florida.
@A_IslandersNY
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For this series and this series only #Isles fans I’ll be rooting for the #nyr to beat the breaks off the @Canes . You don’t have to agree with me but I’ll take class over ass any day. @R_ai_NGERS do your thing for New York
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My stanley cup is watching Wahlslob play game 82
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Found our next GM
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6 months
POV: you're a bag of Skittles next to Wahlslob at 3 AM after his squad wiped
@RTaub_
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6 months
“Play a lot of Xbox.” - Oliver Wahlstrom on what he does on his days off #Isles
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10 months
@rattmartin Carolina: We're outplaying them because we lobbed the puck at the net a bajillion times from the concourse Boquavious in the crease: 🏒🚶‍♂️
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6 months
Can't wait for Soroslob stans to gaslight us into thinking it's the defense's fault Sorokin gave up a goal from below the goal line for the 100th time this year.
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@rattmartin Honestly it should be it for Lou. For the record, I don't blame Lambert at all—he more than exceeded what anyone would reasonably expect of a 1st year coach. Lane is the type of coach you slot in during a retool, not in win-now mode. Firing Trotz truly remains a horrible decision
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6 months
Broke: It's the defense's fault! Woke: Sorokin needs to have those Bespoke: Wahlslob would have buried those Horvat chances
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@vee_gang @Skye_Melissax @notsofiacoppola Yeah I'm a perⓋert (I'm now engagement boosting veg accounts)
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6 months
Shoutout to Style for making a reasonable tweet and then immediately eating shit for the greater good
@isles787
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6 months
Drifting around doing nothing, generally invisible on the ice
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Slobrokin defenders waiting to type "sorokin needs to have that" after every bad goal against varlamov
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Rangers fans will defend Trouba hits by snapping a single cherrypicked 240p frame and unironically citing Tim Peel as an authority
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@rattmartin He's also an underrated pest. He'll do sneaky trolling like patting a goalie's head after a goal, breaking someone's stick when they fall into his bench, and getting players red in the face from chirping.
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Pov: you are talking to Jakob Chychrun
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This is my stanley cup
@NICKB0LTON
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5 months
Canes social media admin got fired LMAO
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@ethan_sears This is why Cal is a goat.
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@RyanHanaWWP Bro got emoted on twice
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11 months
@SkatesNStakes @rattmartin Lambert went and said, "you know what would be great for Ilya's confidence after a rocky start? Sitting back like we did in Game 6 and letting Carolina throw a party in his zone."
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Elon Musk will allow Hitler supporters to run rampant, but criticize Slobrokin and you end up like Philzfacts
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@IslesDen Abusing sales reps is like abusing a waiter because your food is bad. Mouthbreather behavior.
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@AGrossNewsday On the one hand, they won the game. On the other hand, they blew another third period lead and coughed up a point to a divisional rival whose goalie posted a coin flip save percentage. I don't think I've ever been less enthused about a 4-1-1 stretch.
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Me typing "[Whoever the Rangers are currently about to play] in 4" and then turning off notifications
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@rattmartin WHAT THE FUCK IS A LOSER POINT 🦅🦅🦅
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Wahlslob truthers when he pots a hatty in Winnipeg and turns the season around (it was just a fluke!)
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@rattmartin Live Boquavious reaction (he has no idea what just happened)
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As an italianx, I am deeply saddened by the hate Lou Lamoriello has received. You lot would not be impugning him if he weren't a gabagool gobbler.
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@rattmartin Let it be known that we never said a bad thing about the greatest coach in Isles history
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@budlightlyman It's fine to criticize the system, but to act sour about loser points and ignore that the win differential is almost entirely due to shootout wins is just obvious motivated reasoning.
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Me when Slobrokin goes through a stop sign: Bro you've gotta make a stop there
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@DobsonSZN The Rangers are also probably their most hated team. Couldn't happen to a worse franchise
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@fuckeveryword Me when I see an attractive person of my preferred phenotype
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@rattmartin He was sitting in the locker room just completely dejected. If he hangs the skates, that crossbar is gonna haunt him for a while. Oof man
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@rattmartin Uzbek wahlslob sounds like a slur used by serbian nationalists 😭
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@isles787 @IslesDen @horvat4hart Bortnite after scoring the OT winner (he's mocking their diving to assert dominance)
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@EthanGSN @Philzfacts Wondering where the deranged fans who viciously mocked anyone who remotely suggested Sorokin shouldered a portion of the blame for the team's struggles are now
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Oliver Wahlstrom searching his name on Twitter expecting criticism and finding a cult of Wahlslob fans instead
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@Flryflower
Anna ☝️
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I am so sorry msbs
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@rattmartin Mr. President, there's been a 2nd Holmstrom player card
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@BoHorvather I just ignore the engagement bait that comes up on my feed. Life's a lot easier that way
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Me when the rent is due and I can't find some border patrol pundit claiming a bajillion Mexicans crossed the border last week
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Live footage of Kuznetsov penalty shot (somehow this is fair and good for the sport)
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@Romanov4Norris Catch me dead before I share a laugh with Rags fans 🙅‍♂️
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What a disgrace. I saw them burning Wahlslob ballets with my own eyes
@NYIslanders
New York Islanders
3 months
Cal Clutterbuck is the recipient of the 2023-24 Bob Nystrom Award. 🏆 Congratulations, Cal! 👏
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I'm usually not hard on Dobson but wtf is this sequence
@IslesFix
𝐈𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐱
6 months
This is ridiculous from Stamkos #Isles
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@kuch4mvp Might wanna phrase the first one a little differently 😳
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@DobsonSZN Can't believe he traded Frank Nazar for a young dman who was at absolute minimum a servicable 2nd pair with decent upside. He should've offer sheeted Jesperi Kotkaniemi and signed him to a $5 mil AAV like the good GMs
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I've seen Isles jerseys two times in a row at Amerant
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@DobsonSZN The miracle in question
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@rattmartin Many are saying Barzalomew Boquavious
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@rattmartin this season in a nutshell
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@budlightlyman Yeah let's just ignore that, were that system implemented, teams would play differently and the standings would not look the same.
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@rattmartin This is the shit middle school bullies do. Like okay bud, I ain't taking the roasts of someone whose pre-algebra homework is due
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@rattmartin Isles legend Matt Martin says "that one's for gay rights."
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Carolina: "Cry" Also Gudas' mailbox when they got swept last year:
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@DobsonSZN Both teams suck, difference is that Isles fans bring it up because they wanna act like Yankees fans.
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@IslesDen Fortnite
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@nucklanders The only thing they hunted was our players 😂🫵🖕
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@NYIslanders Resign Engvall with all the money he wants
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Damn bro that's crazy. Wowie, are those ISLANDERS FANS!!?!? Hell yea kid, LET'S GO ISLANDERS 🏝️🏝️🏒🏒🔵🟠🔵🟠🔵🟠🔵
@NoCapFights
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Over a deer is wild
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@rattmartin Dude got mugged to the point of making the play on his knees and no call.
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