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trial by fire! writing in blah blah important magazine blah check my website

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9 months
My essay on post-irony. Became very true given the results of Election Day.
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9 months
In an essay for our Fall/Winter 2024–25 issue, Maya Kotomori (@1000xp_) traces a line from Ancient Greece to David Foster Wallace to the bullet through Trump’s ear, to ask if the joke’s stopped being funny.
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Geoff called Bed-Stuy Bed-Landia I’m.
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“Where’d you get that?”.Don’t worry about it, sweetheart.
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19 hours
Spoke Swaghili in @harpersbazaarus
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From Margiela's masks to Prada’s softboys, today’s runway fashion rejects irony, layering emotion and reference to create new forms of truth
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Guys I’m sooooo tan.
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Like just text me.
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If you have ever sent me a partiful link know that I hate you.
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MY MIND MOVE LIKE A TRON BIKE.POP A WHEELIE ON THE ZEITGEIST.
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I’m actually type A I just look like this.
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Been cutting the hoes off and they’re getting back to me like “happy for you fine shyt”.
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I want to saran wrap Ari Aster to a steel table and honor my dark passenger on some Dexter shit fr.
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8 days
Talking papas on Ari Aster fuckkkkk that lil hoe and his Bushwick polycule farmed on Tinder.
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Somehow it was worse than both of those things.
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Panic is sooooo not material.
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14 days
I love sentences.
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14 days
Ah yes another beautiful day at the intersection of DIY edge and artistic gloss.
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14 days
Running into my girls in the equinox locker room as they’re about to lift >>>.
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The way the ladies on the LIC-bound B32 and I almost scrapped with the moving truck man impeding the bus route for calling our lovely driver a bitch.
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17 days
RT @Mike_Eagle: . @pitchfork names Neighborhood Gods Unlimited best new music .
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18 days
At least I looked really cute
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Skeeters really have a YN looking like she got leprosy.
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